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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:18 pm 
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...and the cleaning lady won't leave me the fuck alone. She keeps approaching me, telling me things I don't care about right now.

She just told me that in Poland, she was an accountant, and here, she's a cleaning lady, with this deep accent.

I'm about to get rude any minute now, and tell her to go away.

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uh, she wants to fuh, dude.

why dont you just make her Dalen, get a BJ and be done with it?

Christ, do I have to explain EVERYTHING TO YOU?

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You're gay - you're supposed to be the sexually unintimidating Friend-of-Womankind. My advice: just pretend to listen and nod your head a few times, then tell her she'd look better if she cut her hair in a bob. She'll thank you. She'll leave. And the next time you see her, she'll try to fix you up with a lonely bachelor from her gym club.


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Yail Bloor Wrote:
uh, she wants to fuh, dude.

why dont you just make her Dalen, get a BJ and be done with it?

Christ, do I have to explain EVERYTHING TO YOU?


Why even waste my time with her? E-mail me a picture of you and I'll take care of the rest.

Ooooh, I just read that back to myself and I cringed. :D
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"no one ever told me that having sex with the cleaning lady was wrong"

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OPA! Wrote:

Why even waste my time with her? E-mail me a picture of you and I'll take care of the rest.

Ooooh, I just read that back to myself and I cringed. :D


You sick fuck. Get your jollies on this:
[img][354:500]http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/5687/54580hmplw0cp.jpg[/img]


Actually, considering your picadillos for the religously challenged, you'd probably like to get sandwiched between these two beefcakes:
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Actually, considering your picadillos for the religously challenged, you'd probably like to get sandwiched between these two beefcakes:
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Wow, that could be any one of my many dates with him. I'd be the one with the gun after listening to him bitch how he'll get excommunicated from his church if he touches my cock. Pretty standard stuff.
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When I have a job I usually get on really well with the cleaners and the security guards and the janitors while having no time at all for my equivalents.

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OPA! Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
Actually, considering your picadillos for the religously challenged, you'd probably like to get sandwiched between these two beefcakes:
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Wow, that could be any one of my many dates with him. I'd be the one with the gun after listening to him bitch how he'll get excommunicated from his church if he touches my cock. Pretty standard stuff.


Well, just wrap it up dude. maybe supply some latex gloves or just choke him out with your belt. Shit, I dont know what you people do, just keep your antennae off of my ass.Image

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She doesn't have this in her cleaning supplies, does she?
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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
Dumbest thread ever.

Does, however, include the mandatory OPA! "hey, I'm gay" post.
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