They both have dat DUMB

Not to make light of rape, but has ever freakin' celebrity been raped or abused in some way? It seems to be in the manual.

Fuckin parents were too protective of me. I coulda been a star!!

Steve

Too dumb too read after thirteen years in school, but smart enough to fuck and become a baby-mother before leaving high-school*... That is the life of this country today.

We do not have to worry over Osama and his henchman taking us down - we will do that ourselves.

Just bide your time with your kidney dialysis, UBL; you will have your chance to rule. Bloodless coup.






*Fantasia will be a baby-grandmother before age thirty-seven. Mark it.

Why, though, is this extraordinary enough to mention in the Post article, let alone the book? Is not this the case with all - strike that -... I mean, most rock n' roll, and other music, performers.



Izzy: Hey, Axl - how do I make my mark?

Axl: Just prick your finger and bleed on the paper, dude... How the hell should I decide how you make your fuckin' mark?

Izzy: Well, cool. I was just askin'.... Here goes.