Tell me something I don't know about you all.

Or something. I don't know. Just please dear god give me something to do until I go out tonight.

i was quite a talented shoplifter in my youth.

like that?

http://www.dobi.nu/emo/

This should keep you amused for a minute or four.

while i have attended just one dashboard show, many moons ago, i did not cry. i was quite pissed about the singalong and happy when jimmy eat world took the stage. all in all it was a pleasant evening with the exception of some college boy asshole wearing ray bans and a bathrobe who kept telling everyone at the bar that i was an undercover cop.

some guy also asked me to attend a phish show in virginia with him the following weekend.

thinking about it, i guess the evening was more bizarre than i thought.

I just ate a delicious bacon sandwhich with some corn on the cob.

I just saw Serenity. It was kewl.

I bet everybody around you was.

Me and a couple of commies argued about some shit.....nothing much came out of it so I'm gonna go have a beer.

drool....

!!! I´m SO buying a pumpkin pie tonight!

I can't make any of my stereo stuff sound worth a damn today, so I'm headed for a beer, hoping that music juice will help things.

i'm craving mashed potatoes and ice cream. also, i think i'm going to get drunk with other people tonight.

Yes...beer does sound good. I gotta go watch a friends wedding simulcast online from Vegas, where he will be married by Elvis...and then off to see Boy George DJ of all things. Should at least be an entertaining crowd...but I'm gonna have to get a little something in my system for this one.


Oh...and one more fact about me...

Years ago I saw Jeff Goldbloom on a talk show say that is you scratched deeply into a bar of soap and left it under your naols while you showered, they would be clean by the time you got out. I tried it and it does NOT work.

However, sometimes, late at night, when I'm alone in the dark, I wonder if it really does work for everyone else, but I just have horribly defective fingernails.

mine:

My brother is a drug dealer.. and he's notorious in certain parts of Richmond yet he hasn't gone to jail for more than a few months and he has so many charges against him.

Hmm..What else?

Oh, I'm filming my dad apply eyeshadow, blush, lipstick and put on a dress and walk around in high heels tonight.

How's that for a night?

I find pornography to be enjoyable.

Also, I had my neck licked and sucked on by a homeless man once.

I stopped hugging homeless men after that night.

Really, that was my first and last time doing it. It was a spaced out hug, too. He wasn't too close to me but he was too close to me also. I just feel like everyone in the world needs a hug or something to brighten their day.

Sounds like you have the approprioate family situation to make you crazy enough to be my kinda girl if you weren't such a young 'un.

My best friend from elementary school is the drummer for The Presidents of the USA. I haven't spoken to him since I was 12, though.

my oldest brother used to be a drug dealer until he got caught with 7 pounds of weed and small amounts of other things. he cashed in his get out of jail free card and stopped dealing, but not smoking.

I've got tickets to the Astros potential playoff series with Atlanta for next Sunday, but the Astros still haven't clinched. This makes me very nervous. The Phillies won't lose.

The hell is wrong with people?

wish i could hook up with one of them tonight.

the sad thing is, that story is nothing compared to his fucked up ex-wife's. and we come from a 'good family.'

M.I.A. is one of the best albums of 2005.

Never did like that Goldblum guy.

However, if you dig into a bar of soap w/ your nails before you work on your greazy car, bike, etc, it'll keep grease outta there. Maybe that's what he meant.

Were you drunk when you were watching him?

fp

I shaved my face clean the other day for the first time in years.