A guy I used to date...ok, he was a "friend with privileges"...is now on the E! Channel. Apparently, he's now a published author. Oh man, I'm freaking out! I knew he was writing for a magazine, but a published author now?? Duuuude!

I wonder if he's still single.

Ok, I'm off to research him on the web now.

Do I know this guy?

Him?

Him?

In answer to the above three -- no. Though, when I was going out with him, he did wear glasses. So, the similarity is uncanny.

Gosh, I'm trying to think of the last time I saw him -- was it a booty call at my pad or a sighting with a new gf at a Siouxsie and the Banshees show?

Doing a quick research, he's been very busy. Writing for Salon, New Times, has his own website shared with other writers, wrote a book with a partner, written a ton of articles. Sheesh! Maybe I should've kept in closer contact.

God, I hate people.

I don't even know who that is -- qui est?

That's E's resident gossip bitch, Ted Casablanca.

There are things about E! which are more evil than...ummm...very evil things. Not quite so bad as Stalin sending millions to die in Siberian workcamps, but still bad.

Interestingly enough, I don't even know which channel E! is on. I was surfing through when all of a sudden I saw Mark's name. Screeching to a half and back-channeling, I HAD to continue watching.