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 Post subject: nmr: Nicolas Cage is officially a loser
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I know you Superman fans have got to be rolling your eyes...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051003/ap_ ... MlJVRPUCUl

His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available.

"They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by phone from New York.

Cage is a nephew of filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola.

The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they were wed. They met when Cage visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a waitress.

Cage, 41, who won an Oscar for his role in "Leaving Las Vegas," has a son from a previous relationship.

His screen credits also include "Lord of War," now in theaters, Adaptation," "Honeymoon in Vegas" and "Moonstruck."

He was previously married to Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette.
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Coppola Cage sound like where the zookeepers send the pandas to screw.
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Tom Waits risks a lot of credibility with me just by hanging out with this retard.

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Can someone explain to me why this article means he's a loser?

As far as I can tell it just explains that his wife had their baby.

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Can someone explain to me why this article means he's a loser?

As far as I can tell it just explains that his wife had their baby.


Name your kid Kal-El, you've given carte blanche for future bullying.
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Kal-El is the Kryptonian name given to Superman.
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My uncle (RIP) married a lady who has a kid named Jor-El. Blech.

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That's still better then Jason Lee naming his kid "Pilot Inspektor"

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nerdiness ALWAYS beats out scientology.

because after all, scientology was made up by a nerd

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Wasn't Nicolas Cage always a loser?

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Wasn't Nicolas Cage always a loser?
No. Case in point: Raising Arizona, Vampire's Kiss, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas...need I go on?

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is his wife kind of mad hott?
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is his wife kind of mad hott?


i guess so.

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shiv Wrote:
Joey Crack Wrote:
is his wife kind of mad hott?


i guess so.

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Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmn.


She's delicious.

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That's still better then Jason Lee naming his kid "Pilot Inspektor"



No. That cannot be true. You guys are pulling my leg.


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Coppola Cage sound like where the zookeepers send the pandas to screw.



Hmmm. Yeah, that sounds about right.


Boy, Nicholas Cage is about the schlockiest actor out there these days. His movies are the very definition of big-budget suck.

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That's still better then Jason Lee naming his kid "Pilot Inspektor"



No. That cannot be true. You guys are pulling my leg.



nope

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Jesus Christ, that's bad.


...and I thought this was the Asian actor Jason Lee. :D

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oh shit i found one that may be worse...

Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

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shiv Wrote:
oh shit i found one that may be worse...

Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton


That can't be a person, can it? That's a school subject or something for crying out loud.

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