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Kabob
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:54 pm 
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Last weekend I was at Urban Outfitters buying a new jacket. I went up to the counter and there was no one there so I looked around for help. Someone was coming so I started looking at merchandise. Opposite the counter they had bed sheets and they were labeled "SEX SHEETS." "Wow! Sex sheets, are they like stain resistant? Or what makes them sex sheets? Cool."

I keep looking at other stuff and then I turn back to the Sex Sheets, but now they say "Sheet Set." WTF?! I would have sworn on my dear mother's life that those sheets said Sex Sheets.... I stared at them for a solid minute before accepting the fact that they were never sex sheets. Does the world really need more sheet sets? No. But the world does need Sex Sheets.
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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.

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Y'sure it didn't say "Sport Sheets"?
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I liked the part about your mom.

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Kabob
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Yer mom.. the 'yer' that's key..... yer mom.
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juice
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Oh.....sorry. Uh, my bad.

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I guess I'm not the only one who has sex on her mind.
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Slick Sex Sheets, not Six Sheet Sets, she asserted.

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You haven't been published yet?

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Shocking, isn't it?
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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit; upon a slitted sheet I sit.
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now i wanna have sex.
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Don't slit sex sheets.

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