So last weekend the wife and I went to the Film Fest opening gala held at the Vancouver aquarium, which was pretty cool - got to roam around from drink station to drink station amongst all the sea life, with a band playing above the shark tank, and a chocolate fountain down in the underwater viewing room. And the place was packed, of course, full of toxic levels of ugly industry schmoozing. At one point we noticed that Darryl Hannah had arrived, and this molecule of desperate hangers-on formed around her and "casually" followed her around the aquarium. It was repulsive to witness. Anyway, I wandered off and noticed that there was an access to the docks in the dolphin, seal, and beluga tanks.

So I went back and grabbed my wife, and we snuck onto the docks and stood there watching the dolphins. And then two other people showed up - fuckers had followed us in - and it was Darryl Hannah and a personal assistant. Anyway, she was all thrilled about this and actually started SCREECHING at the dolphins like she did in the movie Splash. It was like she really thought she'd learned to communicate with the critters from her 3 weeks of pretending to be a mermaid. It was excellent - the sort of perfectly surreal moment that only happens when copious quantities of free drinks are involved.

So we ended up checking out the seals and belugas with DH in tow. She seems surprisingly sweet, good-natured, and genuine - but also a tad, um, overly pampered, let's say. In the wife's words: "she's crazy. And beautiful. Crazy beautiful." We left her at the beluga tank.

No word yet on what the dolphins thought about it.

did any glass break when she screamed?

That is absolutely retarded. Who in their right mind does that?

I have no idea what I would've done if I had been there to witness that.



On a D. Hannah side note, a friend who I grew up with and I used to have this fictional movie where she was the star and she was a hitchhiking slut who traveled around screwing people.

We used to do the movie trailer voice and crack up:

[boomingmovievoice]Daryl Hannah.......is...........ROAD WHORE!!![/boomingmovievoice]

Did you see two white mice scampering about?

No white mice, no breaking glass, and, most definitely, no road whores. But there's still 2 more weeks of industry parties, so let's not give up hope.

you and the wife should have got you a darryl samich going; even if it smelled like like hot trash, i think its important for everybody to fuck a celebrity at some point.

for instance, i remember Busty Rhodes threatening Stipe that "you better stop that in 8 or 10 minutes or else" after a gig once..........

that's too funny.... good thing she didn't feel like wearing an eyepatch to the event.

Oh, c'mon, it's not that bad. I mean, haven't you ever meowed at a cat, or barked at a dog? It's mimicry, which is the same way we learn English...you gotta start somewhere...

I passed up my one chance about 15 years ago because it would have meant takin' it up the ass. Although, this celeb falls into the catergory of "if I HAD to fuck a guy..."

Steve

you gotta say more than that dude.

It was Billy Zane, wasn't it, you naughty man.

Musta been from Hollywood...

Richard Simmons?

Incredibly bizarre and entertaining. If only you had recorded it on video though...

You really missed your chance. Now he's having Katie Holmes' baby.

I wish Radcliffe was my uncle