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Right-click. Options. Uncheck "Use Microsoft Office Assistant."


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i fucking hate that guy.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Right-click. Options. Uncheck "Use Microsoft Office Assistant."


I'm afraid on University computers that only works on a one off basis. They next time you log in, there he is again. And again. And again.

Those wavey green lines aren't helping either.

The former NME journalist Danny Baker once lamented on the radio "I've made a tidy living from writing for 25 years; who the hell does my computer think it is to correct me?"

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Our computers have Windows Media Center loaded on them for some reason and about a month ago I came to work to find a 2 inch girl dancing on my desktop. She was kinda cute...for about 15 minutes and then got on my nerves.

I figured out how to get rid of her and later found out her name is Amanda and she's 19 years old. Apperently there is a whole slew of dancers you can choose from in Media Center to "entertain" you as you work. Alas, no Sunshine the stripper.

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that paper clip thing is so friggin annoying and insulting.

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I have a fucking wizard guy on my computer. But he's from the program we use for our appt books etc. He's annoying as fuck, and I have to click him off at least ten times a day. He's resistant and keeps coming back. grrr

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There has to be an option that makes office assistant automatically load every time you open Word. I haven't had that thing turned on in years.

Ryan, that storm trooper cracks me up every time I see it.


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