That's good stuff right there.
I'm really tired though. Also my eyes are doing this weird thing. They feel funny. I noticed it when she was working on my neck. When she hit a certain spot, my eyes would feel strange. I think I'm seeing better... ?

That was just about the shortest hour ever.

Awesome. Guarantee you'll want another soon.

Steve

I got one about a year ago because my mom said I was feeling too stressed all the time and I needed one. The lady said that since I was a beginner she couldn't do much, so it sort of sucked. Also, the oil rubbed off on my shirt after the massage and made it smell weird even after repeated washes.

Cemeterypolka, you need your mum to take you to see this masseur -

he looks like a douche.

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I think the mustache is fake, if that's any consolation.

Ahhh massage. Happiness.

One of my perks of working in a spa. One of our therapists needs to train more and so she's offered to give me one each week if she can use me to train. Hell yeahhhh. Means I won't come home bitchy.

Did it move?

No he still has the slicked back hair. That's sick.

No. I was a champ. But the massage really was like 40% relaxation and 60% worrying about sprouting wood. This girl was like a 4 too. If she'd been at all attractive I think I'dve been in trouble.

Would you mind repeating what you just said?

Mmmmmm...massages. What kind did you get?

Did you get a 'happy ending'?

That would be awesome if you did.

I don't like being touched by strangers...

I need a pedicure.

No shit.

I would like a massage. From Claudia Schiffer. She counts as a stranger, doesn't she? I mean, it's not like I know her...

<---- fan of the massage

in Richmond and i'm sure everywhere else in the world, there is a massage center that specializes in massaging with the feet. They play videos of the people at work 24 hours a day on this little screen outside their shop, and it's just of this woman walking around on a guys back and digging her toes into his skin. It's gross.

If I don't trust you with my life, get your fucking feet away from me.

mmmm. massage.

i've given gift certificates to the spa for massages so many times. but have never had a professional one myself.

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I've had a few and, yeah, if you tell them it's your first one they will tend to go a bit too easy which sorta defeats the purpose. Ask for deep tissue, but don't say I didn't warn you.

I generally keep my nails looking fairly decent, but I did have a manicure shortly before my wedding because I knew there would be a few of these kind of pics...