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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:27 pm 
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i need a new sig line (no offense mr. bloorsdale).

please keep it to one sentence, preferably ~ 20 words long.

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Chuck Norris was one of the 3 wisemen. He gave the gift of beard. Jesus wore that beard til his dying day.

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haha someone's been reading Rolling Stone

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Using peoples quotes in your sig is the new GHEY.


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eat a bowl of fuck

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If I knew it was that kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.


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good song

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Attention customers. Testacles. That is all.

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Hey you said controversial.

You could even thrown on "Scream, Dracula, Scream" as a soundtrack.

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Dalen wins!

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Dalen wins!


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If I knew it was that kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.


what's that from? i hear it during this one radio show in the afternoon once in awhile...

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i like fat chicks. REALLY FAT chicks. with a LOT of hair. down there.


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my dick itches

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