Hurricane Wilma

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:02 am

Another Category 5 storm. It looks like Sourthern Florida is it's target.

I'm so tired of this.

:cry:

PopTodd · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:05 am

Not to be flip, because I am concerned:
But God is wreaking his vengance upon the US for one of two reaons:
1. We are infidels who have begun a war against Allah.
or
2. We are all sinners and have sullied His creation with pornography.

Of course, there's also the Global Warming theory, but that one makes too much sense to me to mention it here.

Any Florida boarders... I am thinking of you.
Please be safe.

And that goes for you all in Georgia and Louisiana too.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:10 am

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:10 am

PopTodd Wrote:

Not to be flip, because I am concerned:
But God is wreaking his vengance upon the US for one of two reaons:
1. We are infidels who have begun a war against Allah.
or
2. We are all sinners and have sullied His creation with pornography.

Of course, there's also the Global Warming theory, but that one makes too much sense to me to mention it here.

Any Florida boarders... I am thinking of you.
Please be safe.

And that goes for you all in Georgia and Louisiana too.

Todd, we all know its Al-Qaeda and their weather maker...Everything in life is directly applicable to GI Joe...keep that in mind

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:17 am

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:19 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

Well, maybe you can use that 5 GRRR to buy me a new laptop, cos I just fucking spit coffee all over mine.

I've said it before and I will say it again: Yail Bloor, consistently the funniest dude I know.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:19 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

That's bashing 'em. Literally.

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:20 am

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

Dude, Key West is about to get smoked!!!!!

jsh · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:24 am

I was about to post about the bullshit weather we've been having, but I digress. This is unfair.

Harry Monster · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:25 am

Sketch Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

Dude, Key West is about to get smoked!!!!!

Looks like the big guy upstairs is getting in on some of the bashing to.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:29 am

At this point, it's headed towards my area. That sucks.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:33 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

i just pissed myself. funniest fucking response in ages.

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:04 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

Unless broken jaws were involved, you didn't slow em down.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:11 pm

tentoze Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

I think God is not a fan of gay bashers which this country has so many of. Just a thought.

I disagree. I've found that the more that I bash gays, the more prosperous I become.

A couple of years ago, I drove my truck right into a Gay-Pride parade, severely injuring several faggots.

The next day, I hit the Cash 4 for $5000.

Unless broken jaws were involved, you didn't slow em down.

Quadriplegic fellatio... The sensation that's sweeping the nation!

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:48 pm

this better not fuck with the dolphins game this sunday.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:09 pm

Bonor Obnerst Wrote:

I was about to post about the bullshit weather we've been having, but I digress. This is unfair.

Just wait until next year.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:12 pm

Max Wrote:

Bonor Obnerst Wrote:

I was about to post about the bullshit weather we've been having, but I digress. This is unfair.

Just wait until next year.

Canada's going to be hit by another glacial ice age?

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:52 pm

When they get to Hurricane Gazoo, I'm shipping off planet

beachy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:15 pm

Our warning this am...
I really wish the best luck to everyone in this thing's path.

NATIONAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT ORGANIZATION (NEMO) BELIZE
ADVISORY NO. 2 19 OCT 2005 MIDDAY
THE GOVERNMENT OF BELIZE HAS ISSUED A TROPICAL STORM WARNING FOR COASTAL AREAS OF NORTHERN BELIZE FROM BELIZE CITY NORTH TO THE BELIZE/MEXICO BORDER. THIS MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS ARE POSSIBLE IN THIS AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

AT 9:00 AM THE CENTRE OF HURRICANE WILMA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 17.4 DEGREES NORTH AND LONGITUDE 83.2 DEGREES WEST OR ABOUT 330 MILES EAST OF BELIZE CITY AND 316 MILES EAST-SOUTHEAST OF SAN PEDRO, AMBERGRIS.

WILMA IS MOVING TO THE WEST-NORTHWEST AT 7 MILES PER HOUR (MPH). HOWEVER, THE HURRICANE IS MAKING SMALL LOOPS AS IT MOVES WEST-NORTHWEST. WILMA IS EXPECTED TO PASS TO THE NORTHEAST OF THE COUNTRY OF BELIZE.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 175 MPH WITH HIGHER GUSTS. THE MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 882 MILLIBARS OR 26.05 INCHES THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE HURRICANE IN HISTORY IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN.

HURRICANE FORCE WINDS EXTEND 50 MILES FROM THE CENTRE AND TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS 160 MILES FROM THE CENTRE.

RESIDENTS IN BELIZE ARE ADVISED TO CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE MOVEMENT OF WILMA VERY CLOSELY.

NEMO ADVISES THOSE PERSONS WHO ARE IN THE OUTER ATOLLS AND ISLANDS BEYOND THE BARRIER REEF TO BEGIN TO SEEK SAFE HARBOUR AS WAVES ARE EXPECTED TO BUILD UP TO 6 TO 9 FEET.

SKIES WILL BECOME CLOUDY AS A FEEDER BANDS CROSS THE COUNTRY PRODUCING INTENSE THUNDERSHOWERS AND 5 TO 1O INCHES OF RAIN. RIVERS ARE BELOW FLOOD STAGE AND FALLING. WINDS OVER THE SEA WILL BE NORTHWESTERLY AT 15 TO 25 KNOTS AND THE SEA STATE WILL BE ROUGH. WAVES ON THE OPEN SEA WILL BE 6 TO 9 FEET.

THE NEXT BULLETIN WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT ORGANIZATION (NEMO) AT 4:00 PM TODAY.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:20 pm

Hold tight Chris, and best of luck to you and yours gettin' through it safely. Keep us posted as it gets closer.

Charli · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:22 pm

Holy jesus, I wish all of you in the path of this thing my best wishes of luck, I hope you guys stay safe.

This is one shitty year for weather for you. This is scary as hell.

beachy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:26 pm

Dude. I am more concerned about you at this point,
---->THE MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 882 MILLIBARS OR 26.05 INCHES<----- that's really low. I hope it goes up a bit before it gets into your zone. Stay alert to its moves.
We're thinking of you.
Chris

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:27 pm

Yeah, my prayers are with all of you. Be well. Stick with us at least until, and if, power goes out.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:31 pm

Stay strong. Clenched fists.

Borg166 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:35 pm

I wouldn't worry about the storm. I'm sure Ralph Nader, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Michael Moore and Ben Affleck will combine the powers of their rings to summon Captain Planet.

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