Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

"...the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer."

What is that bullshit??

The Sun has an entire department devoted to made-up stories about breasts to appeal to the Benny Hill mentality of it's readership.

Page 3, yo!

... that said, Mr Hill often will be the one with the largest [man-]breasts when cavorting with the ladies....

*kazoo chase theme*

see now that would be sweet, you could have all that funky porno movie music at your finger tips, bust into a room, tweak a nipple and suddenly you are all 'waa chikki waa waa" ..