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 Post subject: Football (and herpes, apparently) related
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:57 pm 
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So, we all know the Ron Mexico story. But how many OTHER starting QBs have The Herp?

My co-worker's girlfriend's friend claims to have acquired the said-same STD from the younger Manning at The Soul Kitchen in Mobile, AL. (Yes in the bathroom, Sergei)

I mean, its all alleged, but DAYUMN! Do we have an epidemic of dirty-dicked NFL quarterbacks?

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Senator LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
Do we have an epidemic of dirty-dicked NFL quarterbacks?


I'm officially aroused.
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Well the alleged NAsty Manning does play for NY Chris....

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Senator LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
Well the alleged NAsty Manning does play for NY Chris....


Don't care for him much. Am I the only one who finds that birth mark on Drew Brees' face sexy?
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i'm pretty sure you're the only one who finds herpes dick sexy, so maybe.
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Senator LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
Well the alleged NAsty Manning does play for NY Chris....


And he went to school in Mississippi... They don't have the greatest opinion of contraception/prophylactics - they're unbiblic, a sin! -, so, it would be easy to catch (if you're engaging in sex with sundry and various partners).

Not that engaging in wanton sexual intercourse, while unmarried, shouldn't also be unbiblic, a sin, in the mind of the evangelic.

But, well... Yeah....


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About 20% of American adults have genital herpes, while 50-80% have oral herpes. It's much more common than you think.

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This is absolute FACT. . It's well known at Ole Miss. A friend of mine pledged Sigma Nu with him. And he is a gigantic ass.

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Senator LooGAR's #9 Dream Wrote:
My co-worker's girlfriend's friend claims to have acquired the said-same STD from the younger Manning at The Soul Kitchen in Mobile, AL. (Yes in the bathroom, Sergei)


But did he croon the Strokes's "Meet Me in the Bathroom" to her to entice her into lavatorial freaking?
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
About 20% of American adults have genital herpes. It's much more common than you think.



20%! That's one in five. That can't be true!



Can it?

So help me, don't make me go looking through scientific journals.

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south pacific Wrote:
Elvis Fu Wrote:
About 20% of American adults have genital herpes. It's much more common than you think.



20%! That's one in five. That can't be true!



Can it?

So help me, don't make me go looking through scientific journals.


No, its not true. Its actually 25%, or one in four.
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