The cute teacher who is the object of The Prince of Darkness' affections was also the one to give him a ride to school. She also offered a ride to The Prince after school. She also just called The Prince of Darkness to check up on him when she found out he was sent home from school.

Damn...

It's time to show it to her.

define 'ride'

play it up.
girls love to play nurse.

Sweet! The Prince should be able to parlay this into something. His highness can play up the fact that he probably shouldn't ride His evil bike to school for a few days. Get a little carpool action going.

The problems with being interested in a teacher are as follows:

1. Lying doesn't work. "Ow, my boo boo" doesn't fly, especially when it's a thinly veiled attempt at manufacturing concern. Teachers

2. Common sense reigns supreme (why not drive your OWN truck... [i]well... uh... cuz i like you...[i])

3. "There's no crying in teaching!" (i.e. get your fat ass on the bike and ride, motherfucker, you get no pity from me)

So i pretty much have to suck it up and ride my bike, which i was going to do anyways, and then i'll go over to her place to install her new copy of XP on sunday.

The Prince of Darkness works in his own mysterious fashion, not easily fathomed by mere mortals, although he appreciates the advice, in spite of the lack of sagacity.

hell no.

define 'install' and 'XP'

her in the front seat her computer in the passenger seat
me in the back seat in my biker space man gear.

I joked that it was like Driving Ms. Daisy inverted. She laughed. Then we had a cigarette.

The day was downhill from there.

The Prince of Darkness's wisdom sent NeZferatu straight to the dictionary to find out what the hell "sagacity" means.

I'm going to replace the fucked up copy of her OS on her computer, than we are going to go for a "ride" in her neon, chow some breakfast at The Diner Grill, and then I will take her for a "ride" on my "XP" until we're done "installing" anything that needs to become a permanent fixture.

Happy?

Jeebus!

<--- assumed it meant sage-like. was close, I guess. EDIT: Chill, Phil. Just playin'. I ain't one to talk in these mattes, as we both know.

Shit, i'm turning into monty.

The scar and/or tattoo, not your johnson. Save that for a pep rally.

I know you play, i was just pre-emptively striking before we had a whole string of "define" posts.

Or Leon Jenkins, the Midnite Rider.

Not to say Monty is an equal of LJ,TMR... But, some of their syntactic flourishes bear resemblance.

Ahhhh...

no, not a pep rally. I'd hate to have to beat off other teachers and/or students.

i spit up tea for that one.

Phil is enamoured over here, we should be cobbling together some sort of massive, twisted game plan, or at least drugging and kidnapping this girl (goooo expanded patriot act!) for him. There's nothing that turns a lady on more than "I got a few dozen internet buddies that are trying to get me laid". unstoppable.

Were you hit by the car while in her car? I'm confused.

I was hit by a PT Cruiser while on my bike. It whipped around me then slammed on the brakes, then fishtailed in the rain, slamming me into a parked car. The bike was not rideable at that point, so I called school, and she tried to get me a ride, and I called up my friends, none of whom answered, and then I called the cute teacher, and voila. But I really did call her dead last. And she really was the only one to answer. So I locked my bike up, and then she took me to work.

how did you have her phone number with you?

Got a pic?

I was gonna just say that POD is talking an awful lot like Leon J. today!!!!

So don't lie. Tell her that you're afraid to drive just in case you get another dizzy spell. (Here's a real-life test -- try to get up real fast, does your head spin? No, wait, of course it does, you're the Prince of Darkness, and I've seen the Exorcist.)See, that might work. You can jokingly say, so we can spend quality time together or some shit.

Never mind -- as you said, you have your own way, and that's probably best -- slow and easy, especially if you have to work together.