Keep track! Who can score the most points!!



ONE-POINT DARE

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, i LIKE it that way thank you very much

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge
dejected sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,
dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office
bicycle".Then wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access
any pornography web sites.


FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
a number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some
fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I
care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad
Jamaican accent.
As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit;
smash each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
the door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. Sign
or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.

15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly,
I'll see you tonight".

Okay, this one is a little bit more complicated: get someone to meet you somewhere other than their office at a certain time. Just before that time, use your cellphone to call their office voice mail. Within hearing distance of this other person, say, "I'm going to leave this on, you'll laugh later." Then tell the person to say hi or something and hold the phone out, when they ask who it is, just tell them to say something generic, it's only voicemail. Record conversation for as long as possible. Don't tell them, they'll get the message later.

A security guard at my company kept calling me Dave, but I think he really thought I was a Dave. I didn't catch it the first couple of times - more of a "Did he call me 'Dave'?" than an actual recognition of it. It's easy to double think yourself when the phrase is "Have a good day, Dave." Eventually I admitted to myself that I was now Dave to this guy, was too much of a wuss to embarass him, and so I did the next best thing. I avoided him. He left the company only a few weeks after that, so I assume he still believes I'm Dave.

Nope, he was accumulating points, Dave. Mon.

All the dudes who work in my office (me and my one coworker) are named Dave...I can do this for YEARS!!!

Who came up with the point rating system for this? The BCS?

I work in an office and I would never do these sort of stunts. They crazy! lol