I think I have Lime Disease (soo...hungover)

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:20 pm

Holy shit, I am hungthefuckover. I didn't drink THAT much, but I had a little of everything imagineable. Jesus, I can barely read english.

Yail is 100% correct about Halloween being a thinly veiled excuse for normal girls to dress like prosties. Witness, Party last night:

1 slutty butterfly,
1 slutty angel,
1 playboy bunny ( :shock: )
3 slutty cops

Went to get brunch today, and I think I may have frightened the wait staff. Could barely hold my head up, didn't make eye contact with the waiter, pretty sure some food fell out of my mouth. Hostess probably dialed 9 and 1, and was waiting for my head to hit the table before dialing the other 1.

I think I have lupus.

paper · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:25 pm

go to culvers!

Chuck D · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:27 pm

pedialyte

I fear that swiateck will prolly soon post pix of the halloween party we were at last night. qual.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:30 pm

The wife made a drunken, half-asleep attempt at demanding Perkins (cheeseland-s version of Denny's) last night at like 4am. While she was in bed already.

paper · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:32 pm

madison should be the halloween capital of the world.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:40 pm

blood-stained paper Wrote:

madison should be the halloween capital of the world.

I think it is. Like 80,000+ people flood state street for it. Cops on horses, tear gas, good shit.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

obligatory simpsons quote.

Dear Ms. Hoover: You have Lyme's Disease. We miss you. Kevin's biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.

rancid rparis74 · **Joined:** Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:33 am **Posts:** 31

i was at a party where half the women (check that) half the people were lesbians. we did get a slutty cop though.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:43 pm

We had a slutty nurse, but not much other sluttiness for either gender. The danger of a 20s-themed party; dresses with minimal cleavage and no waists, men in suits and fedoras. Oh, and a smurf.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:46 pm

slutty cop
slutty army chick
slutty thai whore
slutty bee
sluttly little bo peep
slutty something with large breasts

i think that that was about it

seafoam · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:48 pm

I've been like mud all day. I finally caved and had my 2nd scotch. I'm feelin' better already. Shoulda started this at noon.

beachy · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:13 pm

I had a pina colada at breakfast, and it helped. Didn't get in until 4:30 this morning, and drank cheap vodka all night so you know I got the hurt. Been watching (I know I am a loser, but it just came around here...) Lord Of the Rings all day. Agreed, sluts abound, and you gotta love it. I posted pics already, although I know all the girls so I can't call em anything but cool.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:27 am

Had a party at my apt. which turned out much bigger than expected. Got completely shit-faced and only now am able to look at a CPU screen without getting a headache.

One of the best costumes was "your mom". Total trailer trash drunken mess, going up to dudes and saying "Aren't you one my son's friends from school?" She was awesome.

I remember embarassingly little, but I know I did some embarassing shit.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:13 am

I've felt like shit all day. Had a party at my house last night but the turnout was surprising low so we sat around and watched some horror movies (I think the actors from the first Friday The 13th came from some bisexual porno). Then a bunch of my friends that play wiffleball came dressed as the Baseball Furies from The Warriors. I'll have to find a picture and also one of my costume. Then most of us left and went to a bar and then to another party. I brought my bottle of vodka with me and it miraculously survived the entire trip which ended with me walking like 3 miles home with shorts on.

And today I ate hot dogs and watched Friday The 13th 1-5.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:19 am

I didn't go slutty. I tried for pretty. I bumped into a lot of non-classy cleavage though.

And today wasn't nearly as bad as it should have been. Rock.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:09 am

Joey Cracked Skull Wrote:

cop
army chick
thai whore
bee
little bo peep
something with large breasts

i think that that was about it

Edited to indicate that all women, 'til the age of thirty, are whores.

splates · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:39 am

SpontaneousPoltergeist Wrote:

I didn't go slutty. I tried for pretty. .

Pretty slutty?

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:27 pm

Oh, and there was also a slutty catholic school girl at that party, whose costume was pretty much to wrangle her D-cups into a pushup bra, tie her tiny shirt together at the waste, and put on a skirt that was maybe 5 inches tall.

Headache didn't go away until this morning. Ugh.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:38 pm

Goddamnit, this thread sucks without pics.

paladisiac · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:15 pm

sounds like a "lime in a coconut" disease

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:49 pm

I realized in the shower that maybe it's spelled Lyme disease? Hell I donno. Whatever it is when you have 10 minutes to live.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:37 pm

Cap'n Scare-gle Wrote:

I realized in the shower that maybe it's spelled Lyme disease? Hell I donno. Whatever it is when you have 10 minutes to live.

And it's "waist" too, while you're at it.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:16 pm

Your melon is diseased, not your lime.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:50 pm

Good to see that nobody's immune from the fuckin' Obner Grammar cops. Jesus H. If there's an opportunity...

Spade Kitty · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am **Posts:** 4401

yeah tinwop

I think I have Lime Disease (soo...hungover)

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