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MontyTheMongoose
 Post subject: Panda pron... Hell, make it quorn. (Involves a newborn.)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:26 am 
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http://www.wonkette.com Wrote:
Now this is just wrong:

Attractive young ladies of DC -- I KNOW you love Butterstick and his cuteness and you are DYING to go see him. Yes, the tickets are difficult to come by, but I have TWO tickets.

While I would LOVE to see Butterstick and his amazingly adorable face, I would ALSO love a discrete blow job from a cute young lady. So, let me know if you would like the tickets. It'll only take 5 minutes or so of your time.

E-mail me for details. This is serious.

Poor Butterstick. You can see how sad he is to be used this way. Restore honor and dignity to the panda house!

PSA: No matter what your lust for panda porn, hold off before accepting this guy's dubious offer. If desperate, please consider waiting outside the zoo and offering blow jobs to those who can show you their tickets. We've got six.



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that's YOUR blog, isn't it?

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MontyTheMongoose
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DayStar Wrote:
that's YOUR blog, isn't it?


Maybe if I lived in DC I'd make such an offer as could not be refused on the local Craig's List. But, no... I cannot say I am the culprit in the panda-viewing-tickets-for-blow-jobs flim-flam....

Anyway, Wonkette (the delightful Ana Marie Cox - no, her real last name - and, sorry boys, she's married) is always OPENLY DECENT... But, quite often, even beyond that, into the territory of QUAL.
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"This post has been removed by the Craig's list community."

Shocker - considering the stuff that's allowed to stay on there.

and Bummer. Was looking forward to emailing my offer.
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Oh sorry, I thought it said PANDA PORN!

I guess my lysdexia is at it again.

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Oh sorry, I thought it said PANDA PORN!

I guess my lysdexia is at it again.


Pron is porn. Quorn is kiddie porn.
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OK! got it!

So, how long can I use the newbie excuse? day, week, month...

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chowgurt Wrote:
OK! got it!

So, how long can I use the newbie excuse? day, week, month...


I'd say thirty days, but I have no pull.

Consult with the Three Moderators - "Darrin" (KonstantinL), "Tania" (Fijacion de los Muertos), "Bob" (FT) - or the Admin ("Aaron" (HaqDiesel)) for official ruling.

Yup.
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chowgurt Wrote:
OK! got it!

So, how long can I use the newbie excuse? day, week, month...
Milk it.

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chowgurt Wrote:
OK! got it!

So, how long can I use the newbie excuse? day, week, month...


We'll give you till you're past the street teamer stage - 26 more posts.
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chowgurt
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Beter slow down on these posts then huh?






Damn! 24 left.

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you're a posting machine
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MontyTheMongoose
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you're a posting machine


Hopefully with more stick'em than Tim Watley's label-maker, though.
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Tim Watley's label-maker


The Label Baby, Jr.

Re-gift one for your loved ones this Christmas!

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MontyTheMongoose
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SergeiMayflowerBubkompact Wrote:
Tim Watley's label-maker


The Label Baby, Jr.

Re-gift one for your loved ones this Christmas!


Two days consecutive, I had Watley in mind when posting. And that particular episode of Seinfeld hadn't even run, of late. But his escapades were the first of which I thought after seeing Rodney's wisdom teeth extraction story...
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i've been here two years and still use the newbie excuse

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TurkeyTimeWithWhineyCMJ Wrote:
i've been here two years and still use the newbie excuse

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN
PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN


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