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Finch Platte
 Post subject: So, I went to church today.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:54 pm 
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You went to chuch? Did they serve any hooch?
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You went to chuch? Did they serve any hooch?


R R arrrrr. :oops:

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Oh damn, you corrected it! You're no fun!! hehe!
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 Post subject: Re: So, I went to church today.
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Did Fred Phelps give a good sermon?
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Personally, I'm allergic to it.
But that chuch sounds like something that might get a rise out of me.

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I am so glad I don't attend church anymore.
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Ahhhhh, but nothing beats the Church on Fire, where God apparently suffers from premature ejaculation, but is polite enough to sound a warning:

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COOL!!! a Christian HO!
Frosted, What were you looking for when you came across this ad?
Inquiring minds want to know.

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Damn, I almost fit all those requirements. Foiled again!!
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Damn, I almost fit all those requirements. Foiled again!!


Was it the Prof requirement? Because I'm not solid on that...
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Ohhh, I'm professional alright.
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COOL!!! a Christian HO!
Frosted, What were you looking for when you came across this ad?
Inquiring minds want to know.


Website called Sword & Spirit, from a section about ridiculous Christian advertising.
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I ended up going to church today for some reason. I was told that New York City smells. That's all that I remember.

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http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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I don't think it's ridiculous at all. in fact, I find it refreshing that Christians are looking to get laid just like the rest of us horny Obners.

Jeez! Horny Christians! Look out GW!

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chowgurt Wrote:
in fact, I find it refreshing that Christians are looking to get laid just like the rest of us horny Obners.


Spoken like a true poet, chowgurt. :rawk:

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my diet is 75% buffalo chicken so i don't trust myself to go commando


http://www.strikerbill.com Check it out hombre.

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I thought being a Christian was all about procreating -- doesn't that require fucking? Or did I not read the right handbook?
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Fuck procreating!

Which handbook are you looking at? does it have pics?

postpixplzkthx!

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I thought being a Christian was all about procreating -- doesn't that require fucking? Or did I not read the right handbook?


Catholic handbook.

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 Post subject: Re: So, I went to church today.
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Oh, smart move erasing the url from the bottom of the image.

I sent a couple to my friend badmouthing him but forgot about that and he found out soon enough.
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