konstantinl goes into bank, waits in queue

Brain of konstantinl: Is that a new woman behind the counter? (ponders) It is a new woman! SHE HAS A DIFFERENT FACE!!

(d's thought in response to konstantin's thought)
When was the last time I went into a bank?

my thought - if caffeine did not exist would I be able to function?

I use 'goat-blowing' as an adjective at a greater frequency than is necessary/appropriate.

Nobody in this office says god bless you when someone else sneezes.....today i was thinking, how i hopes someone sneezes right in front of me, so i can walk right past them and not acknowledge it.

That's a BIG pet peeve of mine. Ask my son and husband. They've both been admonished by me for lack of saying bless you to people when they sneeze.

It always makes me think though of the Bridget Fonda scene in Singles where she tests Matt Dillon's worthiness by whether or not he says bless you to her when she sneezes. He doesn't the first time so she stops chasing him. I loved that.

Nobody says 'god bless you" when I sneeze, but if someone else sneezes, they're being offered blessings from people all over the room.

Why am I not loved? Huh? Why?

Exit interviews should be conducted after two hours of heavy drinking.

Could I harness the collective energy of these bratty fucks and create nuclear power?

Exit interviews should be conducted after two hours of heavy drinking.

maybe its your lazy eye? (fn. Seinfeld episode)

Why do people think spraying an inordinate amount of air freshener will cover up the fact that they bombed the bathroom? Then it just smells likes aerosol mixed with shit.

Yeah, my son does that. Always makes the bathroom smell worse. Josh finally had to take the air freshener out of his bathroom. He wouldn't just spray it once, but twenty frigging times. ewww

I started doing this years ago specifically because of this scene. God I'm garbage. But I gotta tell ya, people seem to enjoy it.

...me saying "Bless you", not being garbage. Well maybe the Senator.

Let me be the first to tell you all...

may Allah bless you!

it's also a huge pet peeve of mine.
and i also ALWAYS think of singles too.

The word bless derives from the Gaelic bledsian, a verb meaning "to douse with blood." In its Christian context then, "bless you" means, roughly, "may you be doused in the blood of Jesus."

Personally, when I sneeze I'd rather not risk running up that kind of laundry bill.

Well, they don't say gesundheit, either.

The Lifetime Network doesn't know drug-slang. One of their original movies refers to marihuana as blow. For serious.

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