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Evil Dr. K
 Post subject: Workman Chernobylised my bathroom
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:29 am 
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Holy shit! Or rather Unholy shit!

My across the landing neighbour, an old guy with a bad hip, is getting a new bathroom fitted. It's taking a few days and he's asked to use my bathroom a couple of times - no problem.

So today he comes to the door and asks if one of the workmen could use my toilet. I made the mistake of saying yes.

Not only did the labourer in question SOIL THE BOWL WITHOUT FLUSHING he absolutely Chernobylised the place. I 'm not joking the stench would kill you in 5 seconds.

I'm going to have to buy a new toothbrush and everything. It's that bad.

Moral of the story - Never let anyone without at least an honours degree use your bathroom.

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At our insitute here in France there's one bathroom and then another toilet room which is only toilet. The problem is that these rooms are connected directly the the computer lab. So there's ALWAYS someone in there when you try to go in and liberate Nelson Mandela (that's a French saying people, not an original). I just don't give a damn and walk in there with a newspaper, but some people try and be discrete but it just never succeeds. The absolute worst is when you walk in there after a hot chick and she has just chernobylised the place...such a letdown.

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 Post subject: Re: Workman Chernobylised my bathroom
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:37 am 
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konstantinl Wrote:
Moral of the story - Never let anyone without at least an honours degree use your bathroom.


Haha thats a good one. But I will be sure to heed your warning in future scenarios.

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Dybbuk Wrote:
The absolute worst is when you walk in there after a hot chick and she has just chernobylised the place...such a letdown.


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Maybe for you it's a let-down...
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knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:
Dybbuk Wrote:
The absolute worst is when you walk in there after a hot chick and she has just chernobylised the place...such a letdown.


Image

Maybe for you it's a let-down...


Well thankfully, I'm not quite the Marquis de Sade. Or R. Kelly.

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Ewww.....see that's just nasty. Men are disgusting pigs.
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 Post subject: Re: Workman Chernobylised my bathroom
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:36 am 
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konstantinl Wrote:
Moral of the story - Never let anyone without at least an honours degree use your bathroom.


Hey, I don't have an honors degree!!! Actually, I believe that if you asked my wife that I just helped you to prove your point ;)

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We used to have a one-hitter in the back of the kitchen at my college cafe job... no customers allowed. A guy comes dashing in one saturday, with that "I'ma shit my pants" sweat all over him, literally dancing in place, "Can I pleeease use your can?" I said no, keeping up the party line that we "didn't have one" but friggin Mark hadda get all compassionate, and let him back there. Then silence for ten minutes...

He RAN out of the place. RAAAAN. Sprinted.

That poor toilet never had a chance... it was almost a total write-off. I had a hat on the shelf in there, and had to trash it.


edit: and YES, I made mark clean it. With great relish.

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