So I just went out and swept the garage this morning. We usually keep the garage door open but now that leaves are blowing all over the place I thought I'd sweep it out and close the door.
So the upstairs nieghbor just came home and opened up the garage door, didn't even park in it, and started to come inside. I came out and was like,
Me: "Hey, how's it going?"
Her: "Oh I lost my ear ring this morning and I thought maybe it was in the garage but now it's been swept out".
Me: "I'm sorry, I had no idea".
Her: "That's, okay, no biggie". "Do you want me to close the garage?"
Me: "Just close it when you leave please."
Her: "Okay"
So she just came out and got in her car and left, WITHOUT SHUTTING THE FUCKING DOOR!
Which brings me to my next equation:
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=On her doorstep tonight.