Some how today I wind up IM'ing my schizophrenic redneck meth addicted Aunt Nancy in Florida. Apparently she's writing a book about 9/11 and she's going to be on the Oprah Winfrey show.

The FBI has been tailing her boyfriend Ronnie again. They are scared of his busines which has the potential to be worth billions. It's called Necropolis. What he wants to do is have a chain of graveyards that bury the dead at 45 degree angles instead of horizontal. This way you can cram more in and make more money off the property. Some rich guy apparently heard of this genius idea and now wants Ronnie dead. So Ronnies under protective custody. But being protected by the goverment sucks. Apparently this has the goverment really scared. The idea of a necropolis is just way to radical.

So FBI has had Ronnie under very close surveilance for the past few weeks, recording his every move. Even using some new X-ray surveilance technology that can film through walls. The goverment is "abusing their power" by filming he and my Aunt having sex and then selling the footage on the internet not giving them any of the money. Needless to say Ronnie is pissed.

My family has been alerted.

This is the best story ever posted here.

Let's go visit 'em, B.

Nice.

was thinking exactly this as i read.

If this isn't genuis, it doesn't exist.

YES!!!

I'm down; I love the vast, meth scarred wasteland that is sub-gnat line Georgia and North of Little Havana Florida.

We will march on a road of bones and be revered like the open monsters that we truly are.

Im gonna steal this Necropolis idea

Imagine what happens when Harry Monger meets KonstantinL.