How does one get to be as natural as you are?

1) complain about minor things

2) attend grad school 1 and 1/2 hours from home

3) isolate yourself from friends and family as you struggle through the last 3 weeks of school

4) don't return calls for at least 3 days

5) ride an exercise bike while watching old episodes of "Cops"

6) call other Obner people out for surfing the web at work, yet think nothing of spending 2 entire work days carving an enormous pumpkin for a decorating contest

7) get angry (on the inside) at neighbor who complains about loud music, feel bad when you learn that she is dying of cancer.

You thought up of all 7 of those in 2 minutes? Noice.

Cool! Now I can be natural too!