"Look, long ago we realized that guys with beer bellies have more fun. But since we didn’t sport beer bellies of our own, we decided to take matters into our own hands, er…belly.

The result? A removable spare tire that also serves a stealth beverage. So now you can not only sport the look that’s legit to the touch (and the frisk), but you can also enjoy a tasty beverage wherever you want, whenever you want!"

"If by chance your Beerbelly is questioned by someone in a position to ruin your fun, we suggest one of the following responses:

This is a medical device that I think we’d both prefer not discussing or viewing in public."

that's better than my shoe-flask idea.

I think half the appeal is to have a gut for a day

Eh, this is kinda an old thing though. I know all of us bike people in college used to fill our CamelBaks up with beer and other liquids and sneak them into concerts, etc.

Well, everyone knows the CamelBak trick, including security. The gut thing has a novelty effect too

But what if the rest of the frame, but namely the chin, doesn't match the belly?

Wouldn't that give away the nature of the beast?

those pics are hilarious.

Claim you're pregnant?

I don't like this because I don't think I could handle sitting there with this thing full of cold beer against my stomach, unless it's a really hot day. And then it'll probably get warm in less than an hour and who the fuck is going to drink warm beer?

Germans? Someone who's desparate?

This doesn´t beat the edible tape.