Toga Party Music

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

had to wait 'til grad school
for my first toga party.
suggestions?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:34 pm

Ass&Titties by DJ assault

paper · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:38 pm

Otis Day

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:40 pm

Damn, DJ Assault...fuck yeah! Everyone knows that bending over your dance partner and smackin' her on the ass while grinding into her is required while listening to that song. In case you didn't know.

Ohhh, and not to go entirely off-track -- why don't you buy the soundtrack to "Animal House"?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

Damn, DJ Assault...fuck yeah! Everyone knows that bending over your dance partner and smackin' her on the ass while grinding into her is required while listening to that song. In case you didn't know.

Ohhh, and not to go entirely off-track -- why don't you buy the soundtrack to "Animal House"?

one cliche is enough.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:43 pm

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

Damn, DJ Assault...fuck yeah! Everyone knows that bending over your dance partner and smackin' her on the ass while grinding into her is required while listening to that song. In case you didn't know

baby don't you worry about me, i know.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:47 pm

2 Live Crew, "Fraternity Record"

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:21 pm

can i come?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

ficky Wrote:

can i come?

med student tank/toga party:
10 20-something nerds
with one free weekend
trying to hang onto their youth
through party concentrate.
togas. booze. hot tub.
and my killer mix of late 80's/early 90's
forgotten dance hits.
only good things will come.
unless they don't.

still interested?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:20 pm

Only 10? How many of 'em are dudes? How many of 'em are hot? (Don't look at me that way, SOMEONE's gotta ask!)

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

Only 10? How many of 'em are dudes? How many of 'em are hot? (Don't look at me that way, SOMEONE's gotta ask!)

I'm not sure.
I wasn't formally invited.
Someone did say something about
don't ask don't tell.
And since we're keeping it historically correct,
I'll Just have to pretend
all these fit, youthful, red bull/vodka-fueled 24 year old males
are fit, eager, young boys.

I'm only interested in one of the attending women anyways.
I hope all this nonsense is worth it.
And by worth it,
I mean
There better be cake.
Vagina cake.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:42 pm

Vagina cake with frosting. No, not you, F'spoon.

fickerson · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:08 am

Killer Whaler Wrote:

ficky Wrote:

can i come?

med student tank/toga party:
10 20-something nerds
with one free weekend
trying to hang onto their youth
through party concentrate.
togas. booze. hot tub.
and my killer mix of late 80's/early 90's
forgotten dance hits.
only good things will come.
unless they don't.

still interested?

even more so now, but it's probably too late. plus i am full of himal chuli and not venturing out into the snow again.

vagina cake. mmm.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:19 am

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

Vagina cake with frosting. No, not you, F'spoon.

Damn. You are horny.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:33 am

Is it obvious?

robotboy · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:51 am

killer whaler you post in haikus

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:15 am

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

Is it obvious?

No T. You hide it well.

You should change you name to subtle fixations

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:26 am

TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH! TO-GAH!

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:10 am

The Hampsterdance Song

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

that party was off the hook.
and by off the hook.
i mean
there was
a whole lot of drunk
naked people
in a hot tub.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:51 pm

But were you served a heaping slice of vagina cake?

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

But were you served a heaping slice of vagina cake?

funny thing...

no.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:55 pm

Damn. Did you at least get to lick the frosting?

(Ok, I really need to stop this!)

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

no.
pickings are slim.
everyone has a long-term relationship*.
engagement. spouse.
and morals.
but the show is still fun to watch.

*girl i'm interested in;
was seeing how long i could go
before i heard anything about it.
it seems inevitable that anyone i ever find interesting
is taken.
feel sorry for me.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:31 pm

Killer Whaler Wrote:

everyone has a long-term relationship*.
*girl i'm interested in;
was seeing how long i could go
before i heard anything about it.

Aw, dude, that's just mean. Forget her already.

Quote:

it seems inevitable that anyone i ever find interesting
is taken.
feel sorry for me.

Yeah -- a friend of mine used to say, all the good ones are either (a) taken; (b) crazy or (c) very far away.

The corrolary is that if one finds one that isn't one of those, he marries her as immediately as possible, rendering her 'taken'.

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