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Kabob

Post subject: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:12 pm

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So she'd been seeing this guy for a few weeks and she liked him quite a bit. She said he was cute, and he's a good cook. Cool.

The other night she's gonna go over to his place and they're gonna watch movies. He's into the bang-bang shoot-em-up stuff and she's not, so she brought Grosse Pointe Blank because she loves that movie and it has the guns and stuff so he'd like it. She was pretty pleased with herself. When she gets there and presents the movie he's 'meh' about it, and says, " I watched that a few years ago and it wasn't very good. Besides I really don't like the main guy in it." !!!! She says, "That's fine, we don't need to watch movies." And then leaves shortly after. And she hasn't seen him since.

My sister dumped this guy because he didn't like John Cusack. I think that's fucking rad. It's certainly in the top 10 reasons why someone should be dumped.

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Natural Mike

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:32 pm

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It was way too early in the relationships to call it "breaking up," but I've not gone out on additional dates with 2 girls because they used "LOL" in emails to me.

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:36 pm

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What about the lowercase lol?

Odd, Grosse Pointe Blank was my, umm, date movie for a few different girls in college...hmm.

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scottycash99

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:44 pm

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it really should be in the 'top five reasons' to dump a guy if it has to do with john cusak....

but thats just me

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:46 pm

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Scent of her shampoo. We weren't far enough along for me to ask her to change.

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:54 pm

The Obner

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Natural Mike Wrote:

It was way too early in the relationships to call it "breaking up," but I've not gone out on additional dates with 2 girls because they used "LOL" in emails to me.

LOL

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:55 pm

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but I still love you, Mark

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:58 pm

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:09 pm

Second Album Slump

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OMG SMILIES R 2 KEWL

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:10 pm

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UR

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beachy

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:17 pm

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candiedkabob Wrote:

My sister is fucking awesome.

This thread could have really gone in another di rection. Oh, man am I glad it wasn't what I first thought.

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Cupcakes

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:18 pm

Post-Breakup Solo Project

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candiedkabob Wrote:

My sister dumped this guy because he didn't like John Cusack. I think that's fucking rad. It's certainly in the top 10 reasons why someone should be dumped.

I hope this is just some cruel joke that I'm not in on...

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Cap'n Squirrgle

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:28 pm

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Killer Whaler Wrote:

candiedkabob Wrote:

My sister dumped this guy because he didn't like John Cusack. I think that's fucking rad. It's certainly in the top 10 reasons why someone should be dumped.

I hope this is just some cruel joke that I'm not in on...

Probably not. Guy just digs that his sister can walk away.

I haven't said Hi yet. Sorry bout that, you slipped under my radar. This is crazy - Madison explosion. Oh, and our gig on thursdays finally came to an end after a year.

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south pacific

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:10 pm

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I read the headline to this thread as:

FUCKING MY SISTER IS AWESOME!

Naturally, I'm kind of disappointed.

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Dalen

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:25 pm

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candiedkabob Wrote:

She says, "That's fine, we don't need to watch movies."

sounds like she had something else on her mind.

i'll bet he was pretty happy.

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:25 pm

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My first reactio: "cool."

My second reaction: that movie is not all that good as far as Cusack goes.

My third reaction: didn't Cusack's character warn against this kind of thing as he recovered from shallow snobbery in "High Fidelity"?

My fourth reaction: "cool."

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:25 pm

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Kiev Wrote:

John Cusack, one of my favorite actors, has really hit a major slump in his roles. Who the fuck is picking these movies for him. It seems he's been in like four/five horrible movies in a row.

Yes.

His new one out looks like shit combined with a remake of QUICK CHANGE.

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Cupcakes

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:25 pm

Post-Breakup Solo Project

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I haven't said Hi yet. Sorry bout that, you slipped under my radar. This is crazy - Madison explosion. Oh, and our gig on thursdays finally came to an end after a year.

Yeah I was starting to wonder what your problem was.
I was like:
what did I do to him?
how rude.
and then i was like, what ever....

actually, I believe you did say hi
in an earlier thread.
a thread about drunken posting.
...
anyways,
we're playing at the orpheum on the 17th.
skater video release party.
the kids will love it.
it's gonna be EXTREME!

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duckyboy

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:32 pm

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Killer Whaler Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I haven't said Hi yet. Sorry bout that, you slipped under my radar. This is crazy - Madison explosion. Oh, and our gig on thursdays finally came to an end after a year.

Yeah I was starting to wonder what your problem was.
I was like:
what did I do to him?
how rude.
and then i was like, what ever....

actually, I believe you did say hi
in an earlier thread.
a thread about drunken posting.
...
anyways,
we're playing at the orpheum on the 17th.
skater video release party.
the kids will love it.
it's gonna be EXTREME!

dude, what's with all the "poetry" posts?

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Cupcakes

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:48 pm

Post-Breakup Solo Project

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duckyboy Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I haven't said Hi yet. Sorry bout that, you slipped under my radar. This is crazy - Madison explosion. Oh, and our gig on thursdays finally came to an end after a year.

Yeah I was starting to wonder what your problem was.
I was like:
what did I do to him?
how rude.
and then i was like, what ever....

actually, I believe you did say hi
in an earlier thread.
a thread about drunken posting.
...
anyways,
we're playing at the orpheum on the 17th.
skater video release party.
the kids will love it.
it's gonna be EXTREME!

dude, what's with all the "poetry" posts?

i'm gay.

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fickerson

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:53 pm

Self-Released 7-Inch

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Location: brooklyn

hot.

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fickerson

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:55 pm

Self-Released 7-Inch

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Location: brooklyn

oh, and i dumped a guy once after a few weeks because he was a phys ed major and i just couldn't get over it.

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Cap'n Squirrgle

Post subject: Re: My sister is fucking awesome.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:00 pm

frostingspoon

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Location: On the gas and tappin' ass

Killer Whaler Wrote:

anyways,
we're playing at the orpheum on the 17th.
skater video release party.
the kids will love it.
it's gonna be EXTREME!

...que? You in a band? If this is the result of a name change, I apologize. They really are outta hand.

What's a skat-no nevermind I just figured it out. Hunh. That mean you play pop-punk? Please say no.

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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:01 pm

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I dumped a girl because she had some pimple/wart thing on her nose.

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