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The "Pretty Penis" litmus test
It's Not Important 18%  18%  [ 3 ]
It's Somewhat Important 82%  82%  [ 14 ]
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south pacific
 Post subject: Pretty Penises: A Poll Mandated By blacklakebeauty
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Girls, how important is it that your date has a pretty penis?

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Oops, forgot to add the final selection for your consideration:


oo-----> "It Takes The Highest Priority"

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 Post subject: Re: Pretty Penises: A Poll Mandated By blacklakebeauty
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south pacific Wrote:
Girls, how important is it that your date has a pretty penis?


Oh, I thought this was going to be a multiple choice poll with pictures. Cause you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :wink:

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Why further disappoint the men if they lack a pretty penis? Isn't it tough enough for them to satisfy we women as it is?
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I think the term "bumpin' uglies" is the most accurate euphemism for sex ever.
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i would say as long as it looks normal that's ok with me.
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Mine is gorgeous and I've been told it tastes like peppermint
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Max rules.

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google Peter North, and that's pretty much what mine looks like.
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The word "penis" is not an attractive sounding one. We should change it to "pleasure lever" or something.
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Max Wrote:
Mine is gorgeous and I've been told it tastes like peppermint


Max- what do you marinate yours in? or do you just put a few altoids in your shorts?

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ye merry gentlespoon Wrote:
The word "penis" is not an attractive sounding one. We should change it to "pleasure lever" or something.


my fav is "milk worm"
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I don't think anyone has asked yet, but is being cut or uncut a factor in the prettiness department?

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Dalen Wrote:
google Peter North, and that's pretty much what mine looks like.


OPA, can you verify this?
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As the father of two uncircumsized boys, I would like to know the ladies' take on the uncut.

I just hope we made the right choice for their futures.

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Earl Ghey Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
google Peter North, and that's pretty much what mine looks like.


OPA, can you verify this?


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Au'Tannybaum Wrote:
Why further disappoint the men if they lack a pretty penis? Isn't it tough enough for them to satisfy we women as it is?


Tough? Try impossible. Funny, I've never really considered whether or not my penis is attractive. What are the criteria?

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 Post subject: Re: Pretty Penises: A Poll Mandated By blacklakebeauty
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blacklakebeauty Wrote:
Oh, I thought this was going to be a multiple choice poll with pictures. Cause you know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :wink:


I'm not sure that's beauty you're thinking of.
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Sometimes mine curls up like a cat. You kinda feel bad disturbing it.

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I'm afraid to ask, yet powerless to resist . . . what would make a "pretty" penis?

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Whofa King cares Wrote:
I'm afraid to ask, yet powerless to resist . . . what would make a "pretty" penis?


a nice 'eye'?

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I would think that as long as it is not diseased and functional, that would be sufficient. In the "looks" department.

I hope. (Crosses fingers.)

I have been told mine tastes like spooge.

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Au'Tannybaum Wrote:
Why further disappoint the men if they lack a pretty penis? Isn't it tough enough for them to satisfy we women as it is?


Tough? Try impossible. Funny, I've never really considered whether or not my penis is attractive. What are the criteria?


It doesn't look like a thumb-sized overcooked shriveled hot dog on those little metal rolly things you see at Target.
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What about pubes?
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thumb sized. jeez I wish.

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