Horrorscope (or, the random thread)

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:24 pm

I casually read my horoscope from time to time and today I came across the worst one ever:

Quote:

Both sides of the bed as well as the foot of it are the wrong side to get up on, and add to that your shoelace will probably break, your bus will be late and/or you'll forget about that important meeting. How do you break this horrible, no-good, very-bad-day spell? Break your routine -- take yourself out for a nice lunch, take a long walk, take the rest of the day off. Calling a friend and venting -- and laughing -- might help, too.

I think I may just go to sleep until tomorrow right now...

My hands are freezing, but if I sit on them I won't be able to Obner.

I haven't bought any Christmas presents yet. Not one single one.

I found my rubber ducky keychain and I am happy.

I'm really liking the Winterpills disc I bought last week.

My clothes are really cumbersome today, 4 PM is not too early for pajamas.

Wasn't 'Horrorscope' the name of an Eve 6 disc or something?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:26 pm

Hahah, you know the names of Eve 6 records! sinner!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:35 pm

What about the reverse of the bad date thread; have you ever been a bad date?

I started using a perfume I haven't used in a while and I forgot how damn good it smelled. I give most of you permission to sniff me.

Clip on earrings suck. They always have and they always will. For those of us pierced eared challenged folks, there is just no hope. We will have to have confidence that our lobes are sexy without the bling.

d · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:41 pm

why no pierced ears? Just don't like the idea of something puncturing your ear lobe? I agree, clip on earrings SUCK. They either hurt or fall off randomly.

I'm thinking about getting black-rimmed reading glasses.

I spent way too much money at Banana Republic this weekend.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

pierce 'em you big sissy.

(i owe you an e-mail)

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:44 pm

You DO, missy.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

dnorwood Wrote:

I'm thinking about getting black-rimmed reading glasses.

I spent way too much money at Banana Republic this weekend.

my glasses are black rimmed but just at the top. they are cool/

the br in my mall is expanding to 3 times the size of the closet storefront they are now. hurrah.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:46 pm

My ears have actually been pierced about six times to no avail. Something always caused me to take them out and the holes immediately closed. It is just not meant to be. I'll have to pierce something else.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

You DO, missy.

i really did NOT meaqn to blow you off last sunday.
hmm...maybe i should take this to the bad date thread.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:47 pm

ayah Wrote:

the br in my mall is expanding to 3 times the size of the closet storefront they are now. hurrah.

It is?!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:48 pm

ayah Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

You DO, missy.

i really did NOT meaqn to blow you off last sunday.
hmm...maybe i should take this to the bad date thread.

I looked so good last Sunday, too.

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

My ears have actually been pierced about six times to no avail. Something always caused me to take them out and the holes immediately closed. It is just not meant to be. I'll have to pierce something else.

wow. me too.

seriously. i've pierced them so many times.
but something always comes up and out they need to go.

or...i'll take PERFECT care of them. cleaning them. a lot.
twisting the backs. anxiously awaiting the day i can take the starter earrings out to wear a pair of the new cute earrings i've bought. only....to have them become infected. OR....once i take the starter earrings out....i can't, for the life of me, get anything back in.

it's horrible.

i've finally decided that my ears are not meant to be pierced.

there was a time in which i was going to pierce my tongue. and, i'm so glad i never did. my body just doesn't want to be pierced. i imagine waking up to gangrene in my pierced tongue. oh, it'd be horrible, i just know it.

d · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:52 pm

ayah Wrote:

my glasses are black rimmed but just at the top. they are cool/

the br in my mall is expanding to 3 times the size of the closet storefront they are now. hurrah.

Now, now, if I can look cool like ayah, then... well, there ya go.

I went to the downtown BR here, and it's got 2 floors already. A friend of mine who works there gave me and another girl "friends and family" discount coupons.... 30% off everything in the store. Let's just say girlfriend racked up on some cool stuff--- most of it already on the clearance rack. I also got that cool strapless satin top too, yay!

Hey single ladies... I went to a modern furniture store opening/art show thingy on Saturday, and met the guy who designs the furniture. He's about my age, a spiffy dresser, and VERY CUTE. Anybody need a cute metrosexual to snuggle with? (although I must laugh, because he had a guest book out on his counter, and some drunk girl wrote in there "Why haven't you called me??? XOXO [girl's name that probably ends in "ie"]).

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:53 pm

NOTHINGFACE Wrote:

Hahah, you know the names of Eve 6 records! sinner!

I also gots a Semisonic rekkid.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:53 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

What about the reverse of the bad date thread; have you ever been a bad date?

I think the guy who kissed his allergic-to-peanuts girlfriend after having a PBJ sandwich and killed her is the winner of this, hands down.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

dnorwood Wrote:

Anybody need a cute metrosexual to snuggle with?

missed it by four little letters.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:58 pm

ye merry gentlespoon Wrote:

NOTHINGFACE Wrote:

Hahah, you know the names of Eve 6 records! sinner!

I also gots a Semisonic rekkid.

I like semisonic.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:59 pm

DayStar Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

My ears have actually been pierced about six times to no avail. Something always caused me to take them out and the holes immediately closed. It is just not meant to be. I'll have to pierce something else.

wow. me too.

seriously. i've pierced them so many times.
but something always comes up and out they need to go.

or...i'll take PERFECT care of them. cleaning them. a lot.
twisting the backs. anxiously awaiting the day i can take the starter earrings out to wear a pair of the new cute earrings i've bought. only....to have them become infected. OR....once i take the starter earrings out....i can't, for the life of me, get anything back in.

Sister!

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

ayah Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

Anybody need a cute metrosexual to snuggle with?

missed it by four little letters.

Tell me, Ayah. Is it as hard to meet woman as it is to meet guys?

Hmm. Is this question too personal?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:04 pm

ayah Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

Anybody need a cute metrosexual to snuggle with?

missed it by four little letters.

Fuck - snuggle != 4 letters.

Or am I missing something?

Just Kidding.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

My ears have actually been pierced about six times to no avail. Something always caused me to take them out and the holes immediately closed. It is just not meant to be. I'll have to pierce something else.

Its probably a good sign that your ears heal over so quickly. You must have a great immune system.

I have pierced ears and a pierced belly button, and I've had way less problem with my navel piercing.

juice · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:10 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I give most of you permission to sniff me.

Why do you not like me anymore, have I done something to offend?

Please, oh please....where has my Stacey gone?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:21 pm

juice Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I give most of you permission to sniff me.

Why do you not like me anymore, have I done something to offend?

Please, oh please....where has my Stacey gone?

Did you get a hold of my personal 'Obners who can and cannot sniff me' list?! You are a tricky one, sir.

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