Um...

Fountains of Wayne---All Kinds of Time

I have an mp3 of Terry Bradshaw singing "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry".

Some artists:

American Football
All-Time Quarterback

THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE!

Decemberists---The Sporting Life

I'm not sure what sport he's singing about, but it might be football.

How could we forget???!!!

Remember NFL Rocks? Thanks to a half dozen or so football camps that always showed this tape, "Rocketman" reminds me of football.

soccer.

How about the Mountain Goats "Cubs in Five."

Or for that matter the Mountain Goats "Fall of the Star High School Running Back" on All Hail West Texas.

Feed 'Em to the Lions (Linden) by Pavement

Every building same height
Every street a straight line
Team colours yellow and blue

Cheerlead single file
Perfect smiles unaffected
And you won?t forget our colours blue
And you won?t forget it

Twenty miles westward
Home of the red birds
Team colours crimson blue

Open up your purses
For the boys who reimburse us
With their goal line stand on fourth and two
And that goal line stand

Summer?s dry and fallow
Reservoirs are shallow
Spillways unexposed

It?s never been inspected
When the government?s elected
And the fields will turn to yellow too
And the fields will turn

I'm pretty sure the Cubs are a baseball team. Let me check <looks out window>. Yep.

Also, there's that genius line in Air Supply's "Makin' Love Out of Nothing at All":

I can make the run a stumble
I can make the final block
And I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle
I can make all the stadiums rock


I can't be stopped...

Oooh, I got one, that maybe only elephantstone and Flying Rabbit will know:

Hail To The Redskins

!

In "Cubs in Five," Darnielle sings about not only the Cubs winning the Series, but also the "Tampa Bay Bucs taking it all the way to January."

This was of course before the Bucs actually did that.

...that was in there?!?!!!

Turn 'em, burn 'em, score?

Did they take that part out, or did they just say, "Fuck it. We're already called the Redskins, it don't really matter."

Crazy Pink Revolvers: "First And Ten"

Then there's the "We got a black quarterback, so step back".

Backfield in Motion


So he was right.

If he was in the UK, yes. But he's not.

The Perceptionists - The Razor

Ain't nobody seein' the Pats, and that's that! (repeat twice)
You getting' sliced with a razor sharp welcome mat!

Now, you can try to get fly, but we got Ty
Law and Poole, fool, welcome to the new school
Legendary question everybody wanna know
How to stop Belichick's flow
Weiss is nice, Crenell is hell, Pioli ain't phony
Go and check the depth chart, Homey
Resources cease losses, welcome to the Razor, kid
Step into the fortress, our game plan's flawless!

We stand strong to the finish like Willie McGinest
With the goal line stand to make your ego diminish
How embarrassin' -- your helmet's knocked off by Rodney Harrison
New England Patriots -- no other squad is in comparison!
All New England fans, from Worcester to Winooski
Throw up your hands for an ice cold Bruschi
Your team is getting' hyped, and they just wanna rumble on
But, much to your dismay, is the score on the Jumbotron
Zero -- ask Wannstedt and Parcells
We're sendin' weak O lines back to the barbells
And bench press -- 'cause none of y'all is comp, son
We're runnin' right past y'all like Bethel Johnson

Ask Ricky Williams how hits go down here
Oops! Look at the ground, he's bound to be found there
Oh, poor Peyton, so frustratin'
Throw another pick and get a standing ovation
Thank you! We'll be taking that one to the bank, too
Kick the extra point? No, let's prove a point -- and two!
Conversion, with precision of a surgeon
You're losin' -- Pats bone-crunch, we're bruisin'

Patriot missiles are launched from 12 to 80
In other words, a touchdown to Brown from Brady
And all you Raiders fans who thought the "Tuck Rule" was shady
Two rings in three years, Duke -- we're no fluke!

Ain't nobody seein' the Pats, and that's that! (repeat twice)
You getting' sliced with a razor sharp welcome mat!

Yo, it's Akrobatik takin' over after the half
And I'm worthy of the jersey, you can ask Bob Kraft
Perceptionists will bring the game back to the glory days
Double tight with mics, like Graham and Fauria
A Cinderella story made into a dynasty
Control the line of scrimmage without the foul image
Never goin' for the individual schemes
So, at the big game you know we comin' out as a team!

Mike Vrabel got sacks and scored in the Super Bowl
Two exciting wins -- much thanks to Ricky Proehl
Vinatieri buries the field goal
Y'all are cryin', tryin to get past our lineman
Light and Ashworth laugh last and laugh first
Wanna run, son? Nah, Lif -- let's pass first!
Givens and Branch -- it's a touchdown avalanche!
Oh, you were gonna win? You never really had a chance!

The backfield's chillin, now we got Corey Dillon
Plus a powerful front line that's ready and willin'
Jacksonville in Florida's awaitin' our arrival
At Super Bowl XXXIX to defend the title!

If the Patriots are down, they're never out, you understand?
They can't lose -- not with Mr. Lif in the stands
"Do It as a Team" is the slogan, Lombardis we're holdin'
'Nuff respect to Steve Grogan!

Ain't nobody seein' the Pats, and that's that! (repeat twice)
You getting' sliced with a razor sharp welcome mat!

Fakts One scratches -- "Watchin' the Patriots win the Super Bowl"

We try.

The guitarist from my old band's newer band is called Big Ten Football.

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