and right before Christmas too.

Tonight I fooled around with a 35 year-old mother of 3. Yikes.

Oh wow, you're going to hell.

I approve

Mom?

were the kids in the room? did they see anything naughty? is she married? no? no? no? then there's nothing wrong with that, but thanks for bragging.

infinite respect if true

As long as it's not my mom, it's cool with me.

We older women have a way of working our feminine wiles on younger men.

yeah, i've learned that this year...

And, it reminds me of the quite possibly funniest image from the long-since-deceased "Anything Goes!!1!" forum: Pagoda's (by the by, where he at?) shot of the twenty years old mother doing her try-out shoot for Hustler with her three years old son standing next to the bed.

As well, I cannot help but thinking what an army of Ann Coulter look-alikes could do for vote suppression if every male in America were of the mind of Hegel and BeeOK.

Because I am an idiot, I am going to go ahead and ask that you explain this statement a bit further.




Edit: unfortunately, for those who were hoping for it, the kids were nowhere near us. Actually, she had to go because her sister and brother in law were baby-sitting.

I feel dirty.

I don't get it, what's there "naugty" and "dirty" to feel about?

well, it was naughty because it wasn't "bad". It was naughty in that...."ooo, naughty" kind of way. haha

And I feel dirty only in jest. Although, I hav eonly known her for 5 days. We have only worked together, in a restaurant, and day one started the sex jokes.

now I'm frightened.

F'real. Them broads know what they doin'. Now take your MILF-bangin' mojo and lay it on some firm 20-year-old.

LEARN FROM THIS.

Have fun buying her tampons and picking up her kids from school in a few months.

...and...?

Did she know what she was doing?

If it doesn't feel dirty you aren't doing it right.

Also, "fool around" = "fingerbang"?

P.S. Wrap that shit, gal is fertile.

Ditto!
so you work with her or what?
is that going to be akward? Dunno if I can do that and have to see her at work too. unless it's a permanent thing.

i have sort of avoided talking about what everything means. I figure that it can't be all that serious since we have only known each other 5 days.

I will be doing no transportation of children. None. Ever.

I will not be going into explicit descriptions of what fool around means. Sorry. Just use your imagination.

hey i've been meaning to tell you this: i think that ALL women older than those rollerskating champs you pick up at the Dairy Queen need these. It's uncanny.

You let her pee in your mouth?

and more.

you ate her shit??!?!?

ewwwww. No wonder you feel "dirty".

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