Any threesome stories? Also, if your steady significant other is opposed to the idea, how would she feel if you had a hypothetical threesome with her and a clone of her (or him in the case of the straight ladies or gay men)?

Cause that shit is an argument for cloning humans.

Or is that cheating too?

why are you bringing this up after your xmas party?

do you have any stories to share?

January 2004, I made my annual trek to California forwork, and to see my ex-g/f who I would 'spend time with' if I was single at home. We would always hang out with her cousin, who I really liked..Much more then my 'friend'. So one night the three of us are sitting in my hotel rom after coming home from a bar...

I forgot what we were talking about , but the topic was sex. My girl was all cozy and stuff...Somehow I built up the courage to blurt out the idea of a threesome, ina joking matter of course...

The girl I was with for some reeason is so addicted to me, Im sure she'd do anything to appease me, and her cousin actually didn't immediately back off, but after a few minutes decided, being with her cousin wasnt a boundary she wanted to cross at that point....

Dang...

I quit drinking in August because I'm fat. I also quit carbs and started biking everywhere. So i biked to the party, and it was cold and wet. Went from California and Palmer to about 3 blocks west of Austin on Diversey. Really wasn't a bad bike ride, but I nearly got smeared by a car on Milwaukee, fucker was drunk.

Other than that, I watched teachers act foolish, smoked alot of cigarettes, and taught one of the latina teachers how to merengue, rhumba, cha cha, and salsa. Go figure, she never danced before. Still, she picked it up quick.

But no, this is strictly a hypothetical thread inspired by Z's let's get laid thread.

Yeah, I saw that you were biking and immediately thought you were crazy. Crazy in a good way, of course.

I had a couple of threeways in college. One was MMW and the other was WWM. The WWM was cool because it was with my two best friends. MMW was ridiculous. I felt like a science experiment... "Ooh, what does this do?" Freshman boys are just silly sometimes.

My ex and I were going to have one with another girl. We finally found a suitable partner and both chickened out. We felt like the emotions would get out of hand.

Down 47 lbs, and counting. Why stop biking now? Teaching and in 4 bands, it's the only time I get to exercise.

And those are hott stories.

I'll just have to live vicariously through others.

Next time you have a threesome, can I just watch?

oooh oohh oooh..

this couple were drinking on the couch next to us this eve.. then they started makig out for about 30 minutes... then theyre hands started to wander.... then the guy pulled his coat over the both of them, and she totally jerked him off right there.....its was hysterical yet mortifying at the same time.

sure thing.

when i was in my early 20's, i was wading through threeways and odd sexual situations. now, late 20's, notsomuch. where'd they go?

That's not hott.

EDIT: The public jerking off that is.

haha... that's what i thought.

They went into my wildest dreams.

you're a musician, though... i thought that all musicians had wild sex stories to tell.

yeah, i would expect a few more mfm type equations.

I've spent half of my 28 years gigging, and I've yet to get any action from being a musician. I'm pretty sure that it's because I play bass. Or that I'm bald, fat, and ugly. Or some combination thereof.

Or it could be that I'm busy working on being a musician while the casanovas in the band or working the women in the audience that are prone to bullshit.

maybe i'm bitter...

well, i know who you are, and you're not ugly, so there.

sometimes having fewer stories or adventures makes a better person...

you do? Wait, how?

And I don't want to be a better person...

because i'm all-knowing...

(or check your inbox to find out the real reason)

id give you the business, phil

aw shucks. You know how to make a girl blush.

well how about that shit. Oh, by the way, I'm playing with Graham on Tue. at Martyr's (Lincoln south of Irving Park) at 9 p.m. if you and our mutual friend feel like coming out for the rock.

-P

maybe baby.

okay, i'm tired. good night, p.

me too. night night.

You know, sometimes I read threads backwards. I read just the last two posts and then stopped.

My mind is now in the gutter.

Yeah
Gutter.

before my wife i took part in 4 threesomes. 2 of the times were with the same 2 girls, the other 2 times were with a good friend of mine and this girl that we both dug and obviously dug us. good times. very experimental.

my wife is very open minded, but we're just not interested in that now. when you have what you want, there's no need to go searchin', ya know.