from the pen to the Penn

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:55 pm

I was hoping that pic was his mugshot.

I also heard Kent Tekulve runs an Asian prostitute import ring.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I also heard Kent Tekulve runs an Asian prostitute import ring.

Awesome. Maybe he's got Gary Glitter on the payroll.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:56 pm

He'll end up paying restitution and doing community service (1000 hours, maybe), not spending time in jail.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:00 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I was hoping that pic was his mugshot.

It's from Mongering Monthly, during his stint as guest editor (July '04).

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Yeah, but "From the pen to the probation" isn't as catchy a title.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:03 pm

Noelzebub Wrote:

Yeah, but "From the pen to the probation" isn't as catchy a title.

"From Pen to Probate" might work.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:19 pm

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:37 pm

Penn?

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Shit, it's George Lucas.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:06 pm

Now HE should be in jail.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:21 am

heh
I guess those old timers weren't getting enough pay back then to start a retirement plan.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:49 am

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

heh
I guess those old timers weren't getting enough pay back then to start a retirement plan.

Article states he earned 11.5 million U.S. while playing, and is not now experiencing money problems, either.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Maybe he's planning on making a gansta rap album and is trying to build cred.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:03 pm

Noelzebub Wrote:

Maybe he's planning on making a gansta rap album and is trying to build cred.

DA CLOSAH... LIVE ARM... IN STORES 28.03.06

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

shiv Wrote:

Penn?

I'm still confused about this. Is he gonna be a Quaker?

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

No, it was a type-o. Happy fingers.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I see. This makes more sense.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:35 pm

I thought he was going to become a Nittany Lion.