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blacklakebeauty
 Post subject: Does your woman ever fart?
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Or do you girls fart in front of your man/woman?

Is it normal let 'er rip after you're comfortable with someone? Does it freak guys out?

You'll notice I won't be asking women the same question. :roll:

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Yes. But only after they get to know you, and even then they will swear it was an accident.

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Girls don't fart.
They don't poop either.

That would just be gross.
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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
Girls don't fart.
They don't poop either.

That would just be gross.


Is it too early to nominate for the 2006 OPA's? :lol:

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Yes. But only after they get to know you, and even then they will swear it was an accident.


Does that mean its possible to fart on purpose?

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blacklakebeauty Wrote:
Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Yes. But only after they get to know you, and even then they will swear it was an accident.


Does that mean its possible to fart on purpose?


my friend I do that everyday.

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
blacklakebeauty Wrote:
Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Yes. But only after they get to know you, and even then they will swear it was an accident.


Does that mean its possible to fart on purpose?


my friend I do that everyday.


Really? I know you can make yourself burp after drinking a cabonated drink or swallowing air. How do you prime a fart???

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I have the gift? I don't know but I can do it.

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dude, no.

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Women fart all the time, but maybe it's just the ones I hang out with.

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yeah :huh:


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Until I quit letting belches and farts rip, my girlfriend has free air to follow suit. Most of the time I just laugh when she lets 'em go. I actually encourage burping, especially when full of excess gas after eating. The feeling of the released gas can be a huge relief.
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My girlfriend farted just once.

It was one of the cutest things I've ever heard.
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My girlfriend farted just once.

It was one of the cutest things I've ever heard.


You probably said that before you smelled it.

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Hipinion!
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Hipinion!


What IS that?

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Dude, I'm married. And I have an 8 yr old boy. And I'm three mos pregnant.

My house is like the world federation of Gas Competitions. Between the three of us it's amazing.

Being pregnant right now, I'm nothing but a giant ball of gas, day in day out. And its allowed and laughed at by family and friends because I can't control it. And frankly I find it funny too.

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Been together over four years, and never heard her once.
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Dude, I'm married. And I have an 8 yr old boy. And I'm three mos pregnant.

My house is like the world federation of Gas Competitions. Between the three of us it's amazing.

Being pregnant right now, I'm nothing but a giant ball of gas, day in day out. And its allowed and laughed at by family and friends because I can't control it. And frankly I find it funny too.


Image Buy it, use it.

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I've never been privileged enough to hear it.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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I've never been privileged enough to hear it.


get closer. Mine announces she has something "important to tell me about my character,"


rip

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not if she knows whats good for her

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I'd prefer she didn't but I also do my best to keep from farting in front of others. For whatever reason I've never felt comfortable letting them go even in front of other guys. I guess you could say I'm "anal."

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:?: What's the difference between Jim J. Bullock and a refrigerator?

:arrow: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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