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 Post subject: John Lennon, I feel for you...
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:25 pm 
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got the link off goldenfiddle.com:

http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf ... for%20love

LENNON LOOKING FOR LOVE

JOHN LENNON
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JOHN LENNON's son SEAN is so desperate to find love, he has recruited the help of a US newspaper to find a new girlfriend.

The 30-year-old tells the New York Post's Page Six column he is looking for someone under 45 who is intelligent with a kind heart.

He says, "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45.

"They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders... and a kind heart.

"Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples...

"I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to (Page Six)."
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weird.

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wasn't he dating yuko honda for a while? and then Bijou Philips? cry me a fucking river, bud.

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"They must have an IQ above 130 ...."


Is he going to make them bring in their fucking WAIS or Stanford-Binet results in for proof?! He officially is one of the biggest fucking idiots of all time.

Did Mark David Chapman have a daughter by any chance because they really should meet. Maybe outside the Dakota.[/i]

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Hahaha Yeah I just read the whole thing on Glorious Noise a little while ago.

Something tells me he isn't much of a catch if he has to post a personals ad in a major newspaper. Trouble holding em eh Sean?

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This is almost...almost as stupid as the Vincent Gallo sperm.

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
This is almost...almost as stupid as the Vincent Gallo sperm.


But is it as tacky?

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no. but sadder for sure.

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dnorwood Wrote:
He says, "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45.

"They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders... and a kind heart.


girl........negative
age.......positive
iq..........negative
honest....positive
psychological disorder...negative
kind heart....positive

It's 50/50 people!

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The really sad underlying truth is that he couldn't even peddle the "Who Wants To Date A Beatle's Kid?" to UPN.
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The story reeks of Julian. And that dodgy bearded feller.
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
Flying Rabbit Wrote:
This is almost...almost as stupid as the Vincent Gallo sperm.


But is it as sticky?

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Is Julian Lennon gay?

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