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 Post subject: Least Essential Albums of 2005 by the Onion
PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:50 am 
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yes, poor poor Ian Brown.

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This is always the funniest thing I read all year.


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That's good stuff!


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Looks like Bill Maher.


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Looks like Bill Maher.


I see a little max weinberg

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I saw this list. I wish I could admit to hating t.A.T.u. but I don't. And the girl in the front....ouch.

[img][333:500]http://eng.tatysite.net/photos/albums/Photoshoots/Photoshoots_for_Year_2005/Tatu_on_Factory/tatu_on_factory_02.jpg[/img]


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Looks like Renko from Hill Street Blues.


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that front girl is totally hot.

That redhead girl looks like someone set her face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe.


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What's less essential than a pre-packaged Russian pop act with a lipstick-lesbian shtick? A pre-packaged Russian pop act that's dropped the lipstick-lesbian shtick. Look at you, t.A.T.u. You're all grown up now and not kissing each other on television every five minutes any more. So, um, you've got another album out, huh? And it's got songs about outer space? Uh huh. And there's a song in Russian? Cool. And there are a couple of sexually ambiguous lyrics on it? Oh. Well, would you look at the time. It's 2005, and we—the listening public—have somewhere else to be.



I want to hear that Stryper album. I need a good laugh.

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<---owns the new stryper album. yeah, its bad.


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<---owns the new stryper album.


what the hell is the matter with you?

anybody else read that column in Magnet just totally destroying a bunch of indie bands? Pretty funny.

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I was trying to photoshop this into a t-shirt all last week. It didn't work and that's the biggest pic I could find of that douchebag. teen wolf it is.

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I can't find Magnet anymore.

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I can't find Magnet anymore.


Derris got me a subscription for my b-day last year.

Best gift from a semi-fringe friend EVER. Derris f-ing rules.

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You know a subscription to Magnet only costs $15 and they send you a cd you get to choose from a selection of 8 or 10 or so.


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<---owns the new stryper album.


what the hell is the matter with you?

i grew up in a fundamentalist christian family and my teen/high school years were in the mid to late 80's....it was pure nostalgia.

(i also saw them play at the house of blues in chicago a few months ago.....they threw bibles at the audience)


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Stryper had nothin' when compared to the Res Band.


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(big sigh)
Thankfully I don't own any of these.


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i saw that TNT had a new album out and i was kind of intrigued about it but not enough to actually purchase it.

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Actually it was Rez Band.....

Im so ashamed of myself for knowing that


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ha ha ha.

oh man this is the best thing i've read all week.

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