Dead Or Alive

south pacific · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:12 am

Much to my amusement I found this bit of news today:

Poor Pete Burns. The Dead Or Alive singer has been sectioned by the police for his own safety. The problems began when Pete was seen in Notting Hill trying to superglue one of his stiletto shoes to a parked car. A friend saw him and, thinking he'd been on a drink or drug binge, suggested he go home and sober up. Pete tried to go home, but he had forgotten where he lived, so broke into his neighbour's house. She came home a few hours later and heard singing and music coming from upstairs. Upon reaching the bathroom, she found Pete sitting in her bath in full drag, singing "You spin me round" in a trance-like state. Pete is currently being held in a maximum security "celebrity relaxation centre"...

Then:

Now:

Maybe he's been keeping company with Adam Ant?

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

Yail'd fuh

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:23 pm

When Celebrities Go Wild

Dalen · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:30 pm

he should be on www.trannysurprise.com

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

omg, is this for real?

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:13 pm

"Oh, Pete, hon, love the cher-hair, but the nails have got to go. Get the full boob job, too. Your man-on-tran sex quotient will rise dramatically. "

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:12 pm

he almost makes jacko look normal.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

okay, seriously let's just close this thread and pretend that I never saw that. Jesus that'd make the scariest horror villain EVER. EVER!

DumpJack · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:58 pm

cotton Wrote:

okay, seriously let's just close this thread and pretend that I never saw that. Jesus that'd make the scariest horror villain EVER. EVER!

Yeah, make that double for me. I was half thinking "I wonder if it's about that 80's group.." And it was, and now I'm fucking scarred for life. Close this NOW! This thing reminds me of one of those plastic surgery addicts.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i thought it was about the rutger hauer movie, which is only slightly less embarrassing.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:02 pm

cmon pete, only 3 more facelifts and you can look like this...

[img][299:500]http://www.castpartynyc.com/images/scrapbook/JocelynWildenstein.jpg[/img]

puma · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:19 pm

now why did i click on this thread again?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:44 pm

Jesus Wrote:

Yail'd fuh

dont you have a corpse or an old person under heavy sedation to molest, doc?

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:57 am

See, that's why you should never break into Ru Paul's house.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:29 am

cotton Wrote:

okay, seriously let's just close this thread and pretend that I never saw that. Jesus that'd make the scariest horror villain EVER. EVER!

You haven't seen Escape from L.A.? It really wasn't that scary.

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