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 Post subject: Things You Can Do
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:48 am 
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balance a spoon on my nose

flex nearly any muscle on my body independently.

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I can tape all of your butt cheeks together.


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Touch my nose with my tongue.

I'm pretty sure that's the only thing I can do that some can't.

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I can tape all of your butt cheeks together.


were you in the breakfast club?

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I can make this insanely loud clicking noise with my tongue.


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Flying Rabbit Wrote:
Nakedprey Wrote:
I can tape all of your butt cheeks together.


were you in the breakfast club?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:38 am 
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Snap my fingers, using either of the middle two of the four fingers, on either hand, sometimes in quick succession
Play drums (badly)
play guitar (badly)
Sing (badly)
play keys (well)
Outside, see the difference
Inside, feel the difference
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Touch my nose with my tongue.

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i can freestyle lyrics (rap or rock, mostly rock these days) for a really long time.

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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Touch my nose with my tongue.

I'm pretty sure that's the only thing I can do that some can't.


I can do that.

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I'm an outstanding ice skater, can type at 50 wpm and beat you at chess.

When I was slim I could also do a very convincing Jarvis Cocker impression.

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I just learned to make a "Gookie":
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Never fails to get a laugh.

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I can make you laugh.

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I can make this really loud popping noise with my pinky and nostril.

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I can still shotgun a Fosters oil can.


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I can brew a pretty damn good homebrew.


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i can type, like, 70 wpm.

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Dumpjack and Dusty, I said some. Wanna make a club or something? We could have buttons.

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Elvis Fu Wrote:
I can make this really loud popping noise with my pinky and nostril.


I'm having no luck trying to visualize this from that description. But I'm not disapponted, somehow.


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I can make my eyeballs shake real quick.


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zeke the moody drifter Wrote:
I can brew a pretty damn good homebrew.


fp <------ looking around wildly for the jealousy emoticon.

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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Touch my nose with my tongue.


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Nakedprey Wrote:
I can tape all of your butt cheeks together.


I can remove mine with my penis.

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


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Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


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I can remember the entire order ( food drinks everything) of any restauraunt table less than 9 people

























unless you ask me a question on the way back to the kitchen :roll:
then I may need to know if your uncle Howard wanted salt on his Cowboy margarita

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My feet are so flat . . .

(How flat are they?!)

. . . that they can make farting noise on a flat, smooth surface.

I can also make the strangest belches you've ever heard. Seriously, I should be doing sound effects in movies, like voices for strange creatures. I wasn't crowned the Belch King of the first half of my 6th grade class for no reason. I'm still proud of that. I still feel the burn of losing to Danny Hornenko in the next contest. (Yes, we had an awesome teacher - Mrs . . . wait for it . . . Humpal, believe it or not that was her real married name. It was her who sanctioned this belching contest.)

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