"You giiiiiiiiizzz! Asian stereotypes aren't FUNNY!!!!!"

*stamps widdle foot*

this post is still cracking me up

it's just nature, cemeterypolka.

i know but i feel bad for animals and people like this. not that i should feel bad for them because they could be perfectly happy. it's just that everyone else makes fun of them or feels bad for them, which makes me feel worse because nothing is worse than having someone make fun of you all the time and then another person constantly feeling sorry for you.

i don't know. i'm tired.

i think what makes me feel the worst about people or animals with problems such as this is the fact that we feel so sorry for them. that sets them even further apart from being "normal"

i don't know. maybe those with disabilities are the normal ones and we're the retarded ones.

i need to stop eating cheez its and drinking my juice and go to bed.
the tiger is even cuter with his disability.

wha???

i want to hug him.

i'm such a sucker.
this is why i love homeless people. this is why i get licked

Lady got cheezits?????

i'd share them.

If it's a Liger (or possible a Tigon) then it's a cross breed between a Lion and a Tiger and I'd imagine that runs a higher than normal risk of producing...ummm...retarded big cats.

they're sterile at i think and i wouldn't be surprised if there were other defects

NP: Neko Case-The Tigers have Spoken

and what did that tiger say?

"deeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Sheer fucking brilliance.

Possibly the funniest post on this board, EVER.

I swear my roommate's dog is retarded but it sure doesn't look anything like this. I seriously think I'll make this my wall paper. I'll be laughing about this for days!

no, it's definitely them.

andy, is that fred mcgriff?

This is the first time I've actually had tears on my face from this board. Hoy shit, thank jebus I wasn't at school. I almost pissed myself.

is this thing in a zoo? I mean, you gotta figure there aern't too many retarded gazelles to sustain it in the wild

I just wanted to bump this post for March...Still cracks me up.

Damn, I totally missed this thread. Nice.

Poor thing.

But crack you up like this does?

fig. 1
No bandage can cover my scars
It's hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I'm only inspired by the poems of Nas
Because the truth has carved my life's patterns
The reality of pain, and the joy of laughter
My hopes and dreams shattered
by the miscalculation of my own situation
It's difficult to keep my nerves patient
Facing the forecast of fears
that none of my peers have ever been faced with
I wanna reach the top floor, but I'm stuck in the basement
With not enough juice to burst through
the chains that have shackled my brain
It seems my dreams have carried me to a separate peace
apart from reality
Society is allowing me to grow into the man I'm destined to become
But how can I move when my entire skeleton is numb?
Numb from the obstacles that I've been given
Suddenly the bars connect to walls
and I find myself contained inside life's prison

A sharp thorn once cut my soul
The blood flowed

Redick, the next Robert Frost??

I only resurrect this because it popped into my head yesterday for no reason and cracked me up.

very necessary top! much appreciated.