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Impressive woman seeks a cast for Return of The Jedi themed orgy

Evah since I been a lil girl i always be thinkin that it would be nasty (in a good way) to have a couple of men act out that scene from Star Wars where Luke comes to rescue Princess Leah from Jabba the hut.

Here's what i want: Four men (Luke, Jabba, Hans Solo, and Chewy) to come over to my house, tie me up by the neck and then beat me around for a while before reenacting the entire portion of the film that takes place at Jabba's palace (i will provide copies of the script for you to memorize or read before we commence and i have created costumes from fabric and pieces of plastic i had lying around the house).


oh. dear. god.

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There was domestic violence in that scene?

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of course there is no sex in that scene. jabba just slobbers around, han (hans?) solo is frozen, and luke kills everyone.

i wonder who plays that little monkey like thing that jumps around by jabba?

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Sounds like fun. I wonder who's gonna play Jabba?
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She forgot to mention that she also wants a Princess Leah since she'll be playing Jabba.

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Well, I do have that Chewbacca costume laying around, but I'd rather play Jabba.


And Squirrgle, maybe you can be that little dude that sits near jabba and laughs at everything, though I think cotton has more of the temperament.

Is shit like this real?

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Yeah, what's in it for Han? Stand there with your hands up in the air and your Oh face on?

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Yeah, what's in it for Han? Stand there with your hands up in the air and your Oh face on?


Solo is on the Solo...
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at least han's part is easy to memorize

is she looking for a huge fatass for jabba?
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thread hijack... i got quoted! thanks sallypally, i feel special now.

but seriously? what the fuck? people are weird.

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Jabba and Chewbecca are both within my range.

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Oh my god, I just saw her picture.

I think she's a descendant of Jabba's.
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It's robotboy's "dinner party".


our's is LOTR themed. I'm Gandalf!

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rparis74 Wrote:

i wonder who plays that little monkey like thing that jumps around by jabba?


the dude pedro's holding up

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I saw some interview with that little guy...he's so small its creepy.

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he could probably fit his head and some of his torso in that ladies pussy. that'd be a good way to end that evening.

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pumachik Wrote:
thread hijack... i got quoted! thanks sallypally, i feel special now.

but seriously? what the fuck? people are weird.
Wait, so the 'what the fuck' was in reference to Sallypally or the thread? I'm confused...

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rparis74 Wrote:
of course there is no sex in that scene. jabba just slobbers around, han (hans?) solo is frozen, and luke kills everyone.

i wonder who plays that little monkey like thing that jumps around by jabba?


its name is Salacious Crumb. Jabba found him trying to steal food from him but was soon enticed by his antics and had him instated as his court jester.
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