My girls be birthed...

f4df · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:58 am

Its been a hectic 2 weeks, but anyhow, my girls were born healthy...
Lorelei Rose and Simone Lillith...

Edit: I figure this would be better off here for now:

http://static.flickr.com/50/107223960_0 ... 7b.jpg?v=0

Simone (left) and Lorelei (right)

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:58 am

Congrats, Dad.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:58 am

Yay! Our happy family keeps on growing.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:04 pm

congrats, paul. fyi, babies like bright colors.

huskerpunk · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:05 pm

Sketch Wrote:

Congrats, Dad.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:05 pm

i like their names.

tentoze · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:06 pm

Welcome, new people! Rasing twins is an adventure.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:08 pm

CongratuFREAK4DAFUNKinlations, Paul!

Things is gonna be different from now on... but it's a beautiful thing.
This is great news.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:23 pm

Congratulations! Two . . . and I thought having one was a handful!

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:24 pm

Awesome! Congratulations! Post photos of the girls.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

congratulations paul. raise some hellions.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Did you sign up yet?

I'm not a firearms kind of guy in any way shape or form, but if i had a daughter, I'd channel the spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald.

I'd be surgical.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

great names! congratulations.

so these babies have been around for a few weeks now... do they have any favorite bands yet? are they digging the new belle and sebastian or what?

f4df · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:53 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Did you sign up yet?

Best approach is to raise them right - which means, what daddy doesnt know, wont upset daddy.

Seriously, there is no way to stop it.. as for intimidation, I plan on having a loaded shiny single barrel nickel plated shotgun sitting inconspicuously to the side of my rocking chair whenever they bring a friend over.. Ive also thought of buying spare, junker TVs which, when they have friends over, I procede to smash with a bat (or the shotty depending on where I live) whenever someone on one of my "shows" does something I dont like, I figure that should at least get the word out that pops drinks a lot and doesnt like people.

Ill probaby let my NY accent slip when they have friends over too, as well as talk about the good old days in Queens with Run DMC...

f4df · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:54 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Awesome! Congratulations! Post photos of the girls.

Their hospital pictures are horrible.. such ugly babies honestly. But their 2 week old photos are pretty:) Let me see if I have one here, if not I will post it in due time.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:56 pm

f4df Wrote:

Ill probaby let my NY accent slip when they have friends over too, as well as talk about the good old days in Queens with Run DMC...

That last bit must be an attempt to bond with the boy that's trying to have sex with your daughter because if a dad said that to me I would laugh. Endlessly. I would not be frightened at all.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:59 pm

Nice work, Paul. Qual names, too. I'd give you parental advice, but my only experience is with two sons and three nephews, so I know nothing of the female child. My understanding of things is that girls are much less hassle than boys from about 0-12, but things take a drastic reversal when the teen years arrive. So, enjoy the next 12 years, my friend!

f4df · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:05 pm

Ok lets see if this works:
http://static.flickr.com/50/107223960_0 ... 7b.jpg?v=0

Simone (left) and Lorelei (right)

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

they're beautiful!

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:08 pm

awesome it worked. I will be polite and say, "cute kids". But my reality is that I think all kids are ugly until about 6 months old.

edit: and after that, some stay ugly.

f4df · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:09 pm

Hegel-oh's Wrote:

awesome it worked. I will be polite and say, "cute kids". But my reality is that I think all kids are ugly until about 6 months old.

You think they are ugly now, you should have seen them when they were born! Ah well.. we call them monkey and buddha

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:10 pm

f4df Wrote:

Hegel-oh's Wrote:

awesome it worked. I will be polite and say, "cute kids". But my reality is that I think all kids are ugly until about 6 months old.

You think they are ugly now, you should have seen them when they were born! Ah well.. we call them monkey and buddha

I am glad I am not the only one that thinks newborns are not cute, but rather, horrifying. haha.

Spade Kitty · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am **Posts:** 4401

congrats, man!

Charli · **Posted:** Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:32 pm

Oh my god they're beautiful Paul!

Was that red hair I spy? Awww

Oh and those names are just incredible. I love them.

Congratulations!!

My girls be birthed...

Who is online