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What Would It Take For You To Have Sex With "Flavor Flav"
I'd Make Him Hollar For a Dollar Just Because I'm Freaky Like that 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
The Promise of Fleeting Quasi-Fame and Money 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I Wouldn't Even Touch Him With Someone Else's Dick 100%  100%  [ 17 ]
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south pacific
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:43 pm 
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Seriously, is he the ugliest human ever to climb out the evolutionary tree? His latest show, Flavor Of Love is on cable TV constantly here and I was thinking, "Who is desperate enough to want to bang The Flav?"


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I'll bet you can catch genital herpes just by looking at him.

What musical role did he have, if any, with Public Enemy?

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Yeah, Boyeeeeeeeeee, do you know what time it is? As the comic foil to the ultra-serious Chuck D, Flavor Flav (William Drayton) provided Public Enemy with some much needed levity. Unfortunately, his run-ins with the law, for possession of crack and wife-beating have overshadowed his contributions to one of the greatest rap groups in the world.

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I love the Flav.
But not like that.

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south pacific Wrote:

What musical role did he have, if any, with Public Enemy?


um, MC.

Also, what PopTodd said.


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It would have been better if he had miniature clocks grafted to his front teeth.
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aw, HELL no!
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foofy foofy!


and dnorwood has it right.....hell no!

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I'm trying to find pics of the girls from the show.


Help me out here.

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I like his 'Vikbling' helmet.

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I think, based on the one episode I saw, that his show might be the greatest reality show ever.

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Flav: Lampin', lampin', cold cold lampin'

Not to get too academic, I understand the clown role, but I always half-expected Chuck to punch Flav right in the mouth. To my young mind, PE were so badass and Flav was such a goof that it was incongruous.
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I saw them a couple of years ago but Flav wasn't with them because he had some legal troubles or something. It wasn't that great of a show though. A lot of medleys/edits of songs, though it cool to see Griff & The S1W's.

Nothing beat them in 1989 though.

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Flavor Flav and Bushwick Bill at the same time.

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I like to watch that show to hate it. I heard some weird shit about how it's supposed to turn out.
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I can't believe he'll be 47 on 3/16.

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