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 Post subject: There's A Cute Construction Worker In My Office.
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He's filthy and looks like he can use some Chapstick, yet I find him strangely erotic. What do you think it is? His body odor perhaps?
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Give him the scratch and sniff test.

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(cue Scissor Sisters)

"Cause you're FILTHY.... ooh, and GORGEOUS!"
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"Cause you're FILTHY.... ooh, and GORGEOUS!"


"You're disgustiiiiiing...ooh, and you're nasty..."
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It's what's known as The Village People Effect.

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If a studly Indian dude (with full head dress) comes in next, you're being setup for some sort of "caught in the copy room" firing scandal.

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does he have like engine grease randomly smeared all over him?

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does he have like engine grease randomly smeared all over him?


Uhhh...I'm not very good at this but isn't that a mechanic.
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no worries, Chris... I sometimes drool over our coffee guy that comes in to replenish our stash. He doesn't come in consistently, but when he does, well... I just have to make an extra walk-through in the lunchroom. Oh, and don't get me started on the cute Iron Mountain guy... ;)
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the redworm Wrote:
does he have like engine grease randomly smeared all over him?


Uhhh...I'm not very good at this but isn't that a mechanic.


no no no, Chris. stripper.
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no worries, Chris... I sometimes drool over our coffee guy that comes in to replenish our stash. He doesn't come in consistently, but when he does, well... I just have to make an extra walk-through in the lunchroom. ;)



That's so funny. The things we do for cheap thrills.
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Oh, and don't get me started on the cute Iron Mountain guy... ;)


I hate you. Our Iron Mountain guy is nothing to look at.
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I thought UPS guys were supposed to be "the" office crushes. What'n tha hell is Iron Mountain?


...if not an actual mountain...

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sigh. i wish there were cute people in my office. or even VISITING my office. :(
it's nice to have a little excitement to break up the monotony of a workday.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I thought UPS guys were supposed to be "the" office crushes. What'n tha hell is Iron Mountain?


...if not an actual mountain...


I don't know if it's the same company that Dana is referring to, but the Iron Mountain guy brings goodies (tapes, etc.) to the IT guys in my office.
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Iron Mountain Technology and ManMeat Supply?

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It's what's known as The Village People Effect.


Just wanted to let you know this made me laugh out loud.
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Iron Mountain Technology and ManMeat Supply?


http://www.ironmountain.com/Index.asp
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Iron Mountain is our off-site data storage facility. They're national. So whenever we're sending off boxes of files, the big burly cute guy comes in to pick them up. And he's nice too, so that's a plus.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Iron Mountain Technology and ManMeat Supply?


http://www.ironmountain.com/Index.asp


Not a single picture of a man on there. And the "Partners" tab isn't what you'd think, either.

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Brokeback Iron Mountain: their employers called it unprofessional, but they called it love.
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A cute guy came into my store a while ago. I'm pretty sure he was the first guy to come in for a wooden bowl who didn't have a chick with him. He flirted with me (which, by the way... really easy to do when you sell wood).

I don't like the FedEx or UPS guys. The DHL guy is a flirt, but eh...

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He flirted with me (which, by the way... really easy to do when you're foxy and you drink Listerine).

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no one cute ever comes into this office...ever. its about 80% men anyway.

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