Maybe I should somehow plan this into my trip?

Mr. Britney Spears scores Atlanta gig

By RICHARD L. ELDREDGE | Sunday, March 19, 2006, 08:55 PM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

This just in: Britney Spears’ househusband Kevin Federline has finally secured a j-o-b and it’s right here in Atlanta. Well, OK, for like three hours next Saturday anyway.

Unbelievably, the budding white boy rapper and former backup dancer can now be rented as nightclub “entertainment.”

Chris Kappy, who runs Elevation Media Group, secured the pseudo-celebrity booking for Vision nightclub in Midtown, where K-Fed will be placed on display in the “VIP circle” at 11 p.m. March 25. VIP tables for 10 are budget priced at $1,500 each for the evening.

So will people actually pay dough to go hang in a club with a guy most famous for dumping his pregnant girlfriend to shack up with the Southern-fried Spears?

“It’s unbelievable how high he ranked as a club draw,” Kappy told Buzz on Friday as we desperately tried to reclaim our jaw from the Buzz Central recycling bin on the floor. “Only Paris Hilton ranked higher in the survey we did. He’s just such an oddity. He’s a guy who bagged the hottest pop icon in the world. Not even Justin Timberlake closed that deal.”

And Kappy says that local club-hopping females can’t wait to get up close and personal to the scruffy, corn-row braided Mr. Spears.

Explains Kappy: “He’s just got some kind of sex appeal that other men don’t have.”

While Kappy wouldn’t disclose exactly how much Federline is bagging for the three-hour appearance (Buzz has heard whispers that it’s as much as $20,000), he did acknowledge: “For a guy who used to be a backup dancer, he’s pulling down some nice coin for this.”

The lack of showering must allow his musk to be especially potent.

I forget: When are you coming in and can we meet up for a beer? (it's for your dads birthday, right?)

I would love to meet up for beers, but unfortunately, I am scheduled to the max while there... all family stuff. Yes, it's for mi padre's birthday.

beautiful way to spend my last unemployment check...

I understand. Even if you want to just swing by Redlands, PM me and I'll get you a number just to say "Hi"

Otherwise, hope you have a nice trip.

I'd pay $1500 (if I had it) just to go tell him he's fucking garbage.

I find this statement alone remarkable... like this is some sort of coup? Maybe Justin figured out he had better things to do with his life than bang a trailer park slut? Like some men use condoms and don't get chicks pregnant during the first 2 months of fucking?