considering getting rid of my cingular service because of this jerk. why doesn't he let the fat guy enjoy anything? he thinks he's so damn special because of his cell service. i just don't like him at all!!!

Took me a minute to figure out which commercial you were talking about, but when I did, I laughed.

i think i like jared better, although i can't imagine why someone thinks i would buy a product in the hopes of achieving that fat bastard's physique.

they're going after the increasingly lucrative morbidly obese demographic.

did i really just hear a commercial singing we got the meat?

Yes. This commercials are awful, both from the selling standpoint and the more common, yet less effective entertainment standpoint.

that thing stomped my civic