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 Post subject: Jewel has lost a lot of weight
PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:21 am 
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My daughter just had her new video on. She's all Faith Hill'ed out now. Belinda Carlisle-solo career level bone structure.

I guess reviewers will stop mentioning her boobs and talk about her cheekbones now.

Because I'm sure that's why she writes all her little strummers, so assholes like me can take her art so seriously.

(Actually I've always liked Jewel because she seems so sweetly unaffected by the fact most everyone thinks she's silly)
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I don't see how anyone can take Jewel's overwrought, cloying sappiness seriously.


She's the Jim Carrey of the female music world.

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Yeah, but she's got like really REALLY big eyes and stuff.

And she wears sheer nightgowns in her videos and everything.

That's art, dammit.
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I'm going to buy you a discriminating palate for Christmas.

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I'm going to buy you a facetiousness gauge, with really big arrows on it.
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south pacific Wrote:
She's the Jim Carrey of the female music world.


This is true. The first time I heard her debut single I was a little confused why she seemed to be changing voices from verse to verse. (seriously it's weird.)
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south pacific Wrote:
I don't see how anyone can take Jewel's overwrought, cloying sappiness seriously.


Whereas I fail to see how anyone can be annoyed by a woman who is so oblivious to how goofy she is.
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she was cuter before, i think.

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See, even Calvin & Hobbes like her.

"Am I standing stiiiiiiiillll or is the scenery passing bye-eye..."
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i have lost a few pounds.
thanks for noticing.

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 Post subject: Re: Jewel has lost a lot of weight
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frosted Wrote:
My daughter just had her new video on. She's all Faith Hill'ed out now. Belinda Carlisle-solo career level bone structure.

That's no good. She's best with soft curves. I have little interest in seeing an anorexic Jewel. Besides, it probably just makes her snaggly teeth more prominent.

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Please tell me she still has those mams
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i always thought she was hot. once she fixed her teeth she probably went from being a five or six to a seven or eight. if anyones teeth ever held out a girl from being hott, its jewel. anyone have some pictures, btw? i havent seen any pictures of her recently.
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tommy two thumbs Wrote:
Please tell me she still has those mams


Yes, but they don't rest on her acoustic anymore.
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i always thought she was hot. once she fixed her teeth she probably went from being a five or six to a seven or eight. if anyones teeth ever held out a girl from being hott, its jewel. anyone have some pictures, btw? i havent seen any pictures of her recently.


I thought the snaggle was endearing.

And someone POSTPIXPLZKTHX

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jewels santana Wrote:
i have lost a few pounds.
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seriously.
you look mah-velous.
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this thread is meaningless without pix.

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I wanna see her cover Dead Kennedys "Pull My Strings"
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Those pics are the old Jewel.

I would post a link to the video but can't seem to recall my password to jewel_kilcher_forum/index.php?
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She looks like Joss Stone in that pic.

Meaty.

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Please tell me she still has those mams

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Steve Poltz used to be balls deep in that shit.

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has she done anything about her teeth?
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WHy are there still no current pictures in this thread?

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