"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." - Erma Bombeck

Hopefully you can come up with something a little less tragic.

"maybe your butt" butthead responding to beavis asking where the 8-track fit since it didn't fit in the vcr

Every Dogma has its day- Anthony Burgess

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein