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 Post subject: The Official Juice v. Monty Perv Off
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:59 pm 
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Keep it clean. I want a good fight, and no NSFW pics as images in the thread.

Come out punching.

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Ooooh, how exciting. :D


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I'm not wearing any pants right now.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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Want some candy?

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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I'm not wearing any pants right now.


Oh boy...damn, and I'm about to leave work! :x


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Will a winner be determined?

Will he be crowned King Perv?

We won't have to bow to him (so to speak), right?

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We won't have to bow to him (so to speak), right?


We get to bow before the winner? :shock:


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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Will a winner be determined?

Will he be crowned King Perv?

We won't have to bow to him (so to speak), right?


I'll pick the winner.
I'm fair and impartial ;)

And I see this as a 15 round bout/Pin anywhere in the building match

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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trust me, this is no place for a girl right now.


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this is exactly when this board needs. a perv off.

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the redworm Wrote:
this is exactly when this board needs. a perv off.


Yeah, but why doesn't anyone else get a chance. I can think of 10 pervs on this board off the top of my head.


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the redworm Wrote:
this is exactly when this board needs. monty beating off to shiv's sxsw picture thread.


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OPA! Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
this is exactly when this board needs. a perv off.


Yeah, but why doesn't anyone else get a chance. I can think of 10 pervs on this board off the top of my head.


that would go in the list forum and...do tell.

oh, and monty--a big +1 if i may say so myself.


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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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Juice: Yahoo! Fantasy NBA Obner League entrant is named Man-juice.

Monty: Shot his own man-juice at twenty different NBA dance-squads.

ADV: MONGOOSE.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:15 pm 
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Juice: Yahoo! Fantasy NBA Obner League entrant is named Man-juice.

Monty: Shot his own man-juice at twenty different NBA dance-squads.

ADV: MONGOOSE.


Monty: Actually gives a flip about the Yahoo! Fantasy NBA Obner League.

Juice: Spends available online time looking for free porn and fantasizing about future Obner "get-togethers".

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:16 pm 
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i've got $500 on monty here.

what's the line?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:17 pm 
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I'd put my monkey...I mean money on Monty too.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:17 pm 
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Rd1 is over.
Monty is ahead on the judge's scorecards, though juice score good points for the no pants comments.

OPA! keep your filthy warts outta this thread

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
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well that was exciting.

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But, Juice, since yr both batshit and guilty, I guess s'alright.


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Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:
Rd1 is over.
Monty is ahead on the judge's scorecards, though juice score good points for the no pants comments.

OPA! keep your filthy warts outta this thread


I thought the round went to Juice. It was the first round, the sluggers were feeling each other out. No real big hits. Lots of jabs and I think Juice landed a couple of more jabs especially early on in the round. Monty rallied in the middle but I don't think it was enough to give him the round.

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http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=18444

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How can you have a perv off without 'The Todd'??

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http://www.obner.org/bb/viewtopic.php?t=18444


"...big through the hips... rrrroomy."

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How can you have a perv off without 'The Todd'??

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HAMMOCK UP!

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