So our deathateria has this flavored coffee machine, the one that mixes the GF International Flavored Coffee powder with hot tap water. Invariably, it foams over the top so that you cannot place a lid on the cup without foam squirting over and scalding your hands.

No problem, just dump off the excess foam into the grated receptacle designed to catch overflow.

As I did this this morning, on of our fine minimum wage earners felt it her duty to inform me, "That's not a drain, sir."

Of course, I pointed out that it was a grated receptacle designed to catch overflow and what did she suggest I call it.

She no longer smiles at me.

more testicles means more iron

there is very little meat in these gym mats.

better scolded than scalded, hup hup.

next time you should pour it on the floor, and ask if that's a drain.

Watch yr sloppy joes today at lunch.

oh man. I would PAY to see that.

My wallet's not coming out until I watch her make him lick it up.

Speaking of stupidity... I went to feed a friend's cat yesterday. His building has like 10 units in it, is next to a local utility. The parking lot says "(company) Visitors" in each spot. I parked the bike in one of the 8 empty spots (out of like 15 total), went in for 5 minutes, came out, and had a hand-written note on the seat saying "12:20 - You will be towed in one hour. Private Lot."

This means a few things...
1. They pay someone to sit there and watch the parking lot.
2. They actively watch it, every minute, just in case someone pulls in and doesn't walk into their building.
3. They somehow justify that cost, even though they don't ever need the entire lot anyway.

This made me laugh out loud.

Well played, Sam.

There was a mid 30's guy who worked at our dorms cafeteria at USD who must have been slowly getting his Bachelor's Degree. I swear he hated my guts for no reason at all. He always seemed like a complete prick and if he didn't say anything dickish to people, he'd just glare at you like he wanted to kill you.

I always laughed when people got reprimanded for taking fruit or cookies from the cafeteria, somehow the cafeteria workers feel you are stealing from them, even though it is all you can eat and you pay something like Seven bucks a meal.