I'm so disgusted.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:38 pm

I was just in the restroom here at work and as I'm doing my thing at the urinal, a co-worker of mine walked in and proceeded to use the urinal right next to me. And as he's doing his thing, he lets one rip. You know, not for nothing, but how could you do that with me standing right there? You could at least have the decency to wait til I'm out of the room. I'm amazed at how some people are so socially oblivious. I don't feel like I should have to smell what you ate today. Ugh.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:38 pm

Chris, if you can't fart in the bathroom, where the hell are you supposed to fart?

Maybe he didn't realize he was in the presence of a lady.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I thought this was gonna be about smoking...

yeah seriously, farting isn't just for elevators and revolving doors....

PopTodd · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:41 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Chris, if you can't fart in the bathroom, where the hell are you supposed to fart?

what he said.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

one question for you - were there other available urinals for him to use that would not have been right next to you?

if so, that is the felony violation here - you absolutely can't pee in the urinal right next to someone already there if there are other openings. maybe even if there is an open stall.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:42 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Chris, if you can't fart in the bathroom, where the hell are you supposed to fart?

Maybe he didn't realize he was in the presence of a lady.

He could've gone into the stall like I would've done. Not stand literally less than two feet away from someone and fart.

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

OPA! Wrote:

I was just in the restroom here at work and as I'm doing my thing at the urinal, a co-worker of mine walked in and proceeded to use the urinal right next to me. And I'm as he's doing his thing, he lets one rip. You know, not for nothing, but how could you do that with me standing right there? You could at least have the decency to wait til I'm out of the room. I'm amazed at how some people are so socially oblivious. I don't feel like I should have to smell what you ate today. Ugh.

i'm disgusted and shocked when this happens as well. everyone knows you can only let em rip in an empty bathroom.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

I've heard the Japanese are so sensitive to 'toilet noises' they have sound proof stalls.

I'd like to see this adopted in Western countries.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:45 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

one question for you - were there other available urinals for him to use that would not have been right next to you?

if so, that is the felony violation here - you absolutely can't pee in the urinal right next to someone already there if there are other openings. maybe even if there is an open stall.

Well, we have three urinals but I was in the middle one when he walked in so i don't fault him for that, but have some decency to walk into one of the empty stalls that were available if you feel you have gas.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Point him towards here or here.

I wish i could find a picture of the fart muffler trousers.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:47 pm

the redworm Wrote:

whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?

chris only ever caught on to the first part.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

the redworm Wrote:

whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?

When I was a kid you'd leave a coin lying in the playground and when someone bent down to pick it up you'd all 'fart ambush' them.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

HaqDiesel Wrote:

the redworm Wrote:

whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?

chris only ever caught on to the first part.

I actually spit coffee on to my computer screen there. now my coworkers think i'm having a seizure or something.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:49 pm

come on, chris, it's just a fart.

since i (barely) know you, i might have even been tempted to ask you to pull my finger, in addition and just prior to cutting one.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

I remember once in a really long car ride for this summer camp I was working on this girl was singing like "99 bottles of beer" or some other godawful road trip song for about an hour until I finally just gave up and blasted her in the face. I was told later that it actually blew her hair back a little. I cannot even state hor annoying this girl was. It remains something I chuckle about to this day.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

chris - you can never pee in the middle of 3 urinals - you have to go to the far left or right. you brought this on yourself.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:54 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

come on, chris, it's just a fart.

since i (barely) know you, i might have even been tempted to ask you to pull my finger, in addition and just prior to cutting one.

I know Colin, but don't you think it's a little rude to force a stranger to have to smell your fart. I would never do that to somebody. I can't explain it but at that moment, smelling this guy's fart, I wanted to take a bat and bash him over the head for not having some common courtesy.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:57 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

come on, chris, it's just a fart.

since i (barely) know you, i might have even been tempted to ask you to pull my finger, in addition and just prior to cutting one.

I know Colin, but don't you think it's a little rude to force a stranger to have to smell your fart. I would never do that to somebody. I can't explain it but at that moment, smelling this guy's fart, I wanted to take a bat and bash him over the head for not having some common courtesy.

eh . . . farts are funny. there is an intrinsic humor to a fart. aroma is part of that humor, in a way. it's all a delicate bouquet of funny.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:58 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

come on, chris, it's just a fart.

since i (barely) know you, i might have even been tempted to ask you to pull my finger, in addition and just prior to cutting one.

I know Colin, but don't you think it's a little rude to force a stranger to have to smell your fart. I would never do that to somebody. I can't explain it but at that moment, smelling this guy's fart, I wanted to take a bat and bash him over the head for not having some common courtesy.

eh . . . farts are funny. there is an intrinsic humor to a fart. aroma is part of that humor, in a way. it's all a delicate bouquet of funny.

Whatever, Colon.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:59 pm

Eh, sometimes its involuntary. Maybe he was forcing the flow and got some unwanted company out instead.

You want disgusting, I just went to take a leak and the guy next to me finished up, went to the stall, blew his nose and then left without washing his hands. I wish I would have had a hazmat suit to get out of there.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:12 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

chris - you can never pee in the middle of 3 urinals - you have to go to the far left or right. you brought this on yourself.

this is the true lesson here. ignore this at your own peril.

d · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:15 pm

I've got a black lab that delivers some powerfully disgusting farts with no sound. Perhaps I should send her up your way to plant under your co-worker's desk?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

the redworm Wrote:

whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?

or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

OPA! Wrote:

as I'm doing my thing at the urinal

I don't want to know.

I'm so disgusted.

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