So, I just got back from training as an employee for the Philadelphia Eagles. I'm the new starting middle linebacker!

No, actually it's just an event staff part-time job (ticket taker, usher, rent-a-cop) but I think it will be fun, especially since it looks like the iggles will have home field advantage in the playoffs. I doubt I'll do it next season if they ask me.

The best part is that it looks like I'll be teamed up with 3 of my friends who just got hired also. We get paid to hang out at a football game. Awesome, though the funny thing is, I'm not even an Eagles fan.

Cons:
-Dealing with drunk Eagles fans. Especially at Eagles v. Cowboys this weekend. I've been to several Eagles games, and I've formed the opinion that these people are the worst human beings on the planet. No wonder there's a courthouse and a jail in the stadium.
-Freezing my ass off. 40 degrees and a chance of rain for Sunday.
-Waking up early on Sunday. I have to wake up at 7am to be there 4 hours before gametime.

But, do you get to, how do you say, fraternize with the cheerleaders?